Jan. 11th, 2009

kjpepper: (sparta! beowolf! kennedy!)
kjpepper: (shame shit different day)
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Not so much on the bus, but you grow up in New York and you end up seeing a lot of crazy stuff on the subway. Plenty of your standard issue crazies, flashers and pan flute ensembles (anyone who has seen any recent South Park should be giggling about that one), but every so often you see really spectacular things, like the six and a half foot tall skinny black man dressed in a rainbow tie-dyed bodysuit that covered him from head to ankles, antennae and huge diaphanous butterfly wings that was running up and down the platform at W 34th street singing the theme from the 1960s Batman.

Speaking of which, the annual pantsless ride should be soon, if not already past, I'll have to check. Every January, an improv group (forget which one) invites any and all who want to join them for a day-long ride around New York on the subway. Without pants. I have not yet seen/participated in this and I'm pretty sure I missed it this year, but one day I mean to.
kjpepper: (sexytime!)
[livejournal.com profile] sydneycat and I agree that Rock of Love: Bus needs to be renamed Sluts on a Bus. Upon declaring this aloud to all in the house, [livejournal.com profile] anzovin shared the image this conjured in his head, which was of course of Samuel L. with a shotgun yelling about how sick and tired of these motherfucking sluts on this motherfucking bus. Which would be awesome really.

Sluts on a Bus was duly followed by Tool Academy. What a train wreck. Yeah... we all know what [livejournal.com profile] sydneycat and I will be doing on Sunday evenings now. Or at least we'll be DVRing that hot mess.

I have also discovered [livejournal.com profile] weepingcock. If you can't tell from the title, it's a comm snarking on patently ridiculous descriptions of sex culled from fanfic, erotica sites and romance novels. *facepalm* "stud-nuts" is not an acceptable term for testicles. Ever.
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  • 09:56 does not want to start her day.
  • 12:36 is finally dragging her carcass out
  • 16:40 is wondering where the scotch tape is
  • 20:43 hates powerpoint. No really. It is made of the very froo-its of the dev-yil.
  • 23:06 has been thoroughly traumatized by VH1 tonight. Yay.
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