Feb. 8th, 2009

kjpepper: (LOL (eve))
via [livejournal.com profile] nounsandverbs: An Open Letter to Kellogg's. I just snarfed my coffee... and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

I think I'm in agreement with most of the Internet on the whole ONOES MICHAEL PHELPS SMOKING POT thing, and especially with [livejournal.com profile] bellarisa, who had this to say about it (for those of you who missed it on [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes last week): "If I'd trained the way he did for as long as he did and accomplished what he did, I'd be smoking the world's finest weed through a diamond encrusted Godiva chocolate bong that also made bacon. Leave the boy alone."

Of course, this just sticks the concept of chocolate covered weed bacon into my brain in such a way that it refuses to come out.

I half wonder if there's going to be a rash of Michael Phelps cereal boxes on eBay now.
kjpepper: (Default)
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This rarely happens to me as I'm kinda anal about getting song lyrics right, but my former assistant at work was notorious for not only not being able to sing his way out of a paper bag, but getting the words hilariously wrong. (Case in point.) One of the reasons why I miss him a lot.
kjpepper: (sexytime!)
We have a Watkins catalog in our bathroom. This morning I ran across this.

Watkins Meat MagicMeat Magic

Article No. 01168

Brings out natural meat flavors; helps prevent shrinkage and promote tenderness by sealing in meat's natural juices. One bottle enhances more than 30 pounds of meat. (325mL/11 fl. oz.)

US $9.99


Also for the lulz, the Canada French translation of "Meat Magic." (visible if you squint hard)

Photo meme

Feb. 8th, 2009 04:17 pm
kjpepper: (click)
The Rules of this Game:
1. Go to where you store your digital photos and open the 4th folder.

2. Post the 4th picture in that folder.

3. Explain the picture.

4. Tag 4 people No. If you wanna, go ahead.

That said, I'm going to flagrently break the rules. My fourth folder doesn't have a fourth picture, the fourth and fifth pictures in the next folder down are of someone who I don't think would appreciate being part of this meme, and the fourth, fifth and sixth pictures in the folder after that are NSFW pics of [livejournal.com profile] sundart. (And no, I don't care how much you beg, I still ain't posting 'em. But I'll tease you and say they're gorgeous.)

So the fourth picture in the fourth NAMED folder in my pic directory (as opposed to dated) is...

damn it, there are only 2 pics in there.

Okay, the fifth picture in the fifth NAMED folder in my picture directory is this.

Back when Bosslady was still around, we used to close the company one day in summer and one day around the holidays and go on mystery day trips of V's devising. This was in August 2004, when we ended up at the Holyoke Merry Go Round at Heritage state Park. This picture isn't actually fresh from my picture directory, it was already online for this entry about the trip.

I'd like to go back there some day.

Damn... this picture made me miss Bosslady all of a sudden.
kjpepper: (whee!!)
  • Holy shit. It's almost warm enough out there to have me considering cracking a window. Granted this also means that there are puddles the size of Puffers Pond (and probably just as toxic from what I hear, lol) in Northampton's parking lots where all the ice is melting in one fell swoop.
  • Either I got more coordinated in the past four years, or DDR for consoles is a lot easier than the machines in the mall. I'm seriously considering getting an xbox360 just so I can play it when I'm in NY. Well, okay, also cause I wanna play Bioshock too. Though I could always play that on my compy, but my computer monitor is a lot smaller than Dad's TVs (yes, that counts the HD monstrosity in our living room). The hilarious part is I can totally see Dad being HIGHLY entertained by watching me narrowly avoid falling on my ass playing this. That and I'm pretty sure I can get Ruthy into it as well.
  • There was a #3 here, but I forgot it. So instead, I'll just state that I've had a NOS, will probably be having coffee in the next hour or so, and will probably be running around the house when I get back doing chores at Mach 3 and cackling like Margaret Hamilton. Whee.
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