Spam spam spam spam, Volume V.

[kjpepper]

porno guessing game - "I'm thinking of a body part that begins with p..."

does your tushy smell - Dunno, I'm not flexible enough to check. Tsuwabuki! *snap*

hurry up hide your p3nis here - Boy, you have to love cute euphamisms for having sex. Now we have "Hide the penis."

Teen Whore Houses - also known as your local mall.

man arrested for fondling a squirell - no comment. Just giggles.

Does Your Inner Man Satisfy Her? - My inner man is busy strokin'. Tell ya when he's done.

rub it and it gets bigger - does magic happen too?

be happy baatsugtige snack - someone tell me what the hell baatsugtige is, and maybe I'll snack on it, although if I don't read carefully it still looks a lot like "batshit."

Pheasant - What is this? Is this the junk mail equivilent of "Eskimo" from Heathers? I even tried opening it and the email was blank.

Knigipochtoi.com - Website of the Aztec god of silly English K-niggits?

Spunk Farm - Stop factory sperm farming! Are you aware that at this very second, billions of sperm are forced to live in deplorably unsanitary conditions, in cells only a micron wide?

Comments

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

My guess is that knigipochtoi.com is a Russian online book store or some such, seeing as "knigi pochtoi" means "books by mail" in Russian. Still doesn't justify spamming people, though, so screw them.

Keep these coming

knigipochtoi

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

I actually knew that (checked the link to make sure) but I think my version is better. ;)

Glad you enjoy these! I certainly have fun writing them.