On Notice.
Dec. 30th, 2007 10:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperDATE: 12/30/07
TO: Uterus
FROM: Andee
Subject: Disciplinary Action – Written Warning – Poor Performance
This memo is to inform you that you are being disciplined for your failure to function in a manner expected of the main component of my so-called reproductive system.
This written warning is issued due to your arbitrary shortening of my menstrual cycle by one week. The last period to arrive on schedule was on November 19th, 2007, and another one was neither expected nor wanted until roughly the 17th of the following month; instead it arrived on the 10th, a week early. It has now arrived again at an unacceptably short duration of time from the last occurance, on December 30th, 2007.
A normal menstrual cycle for my system is 28-30 days. This has been true for more than a decade and a half. Your sudden erratic behavior negatively impacts my well being by disrupting my entire sense of biological timing, not to mention I am already borderline anemic and do not need to be losing any more blood than I already do. This shift in cycle length is also highly inconvenient as I am at this time in need of a good sense of where I am in my cycle, as, to put it quite frankly, condoms do have a 6% failure rate and I am once again playing with someone who isn't shooting blanks.
It is strongly suggested this erratic behavior be corrected at once. Any further problems involving your performance may result in further disciplinary action, up to and including going back on the crazy-making baby repellant or self-administered hysterectomy with spork.
Supervisor administering Warning:
Andee Rasheeda Browne, 10/30/07
Cc: Personnel file
TO: Uterus
FROM: Andee
Subject: Disciplinary Action – Written Warning – Poor Performance
This memo is to inform you that you are being disciplined for your failure to function in a manner expected of the main component of my so-called reproductive system.
This written warning is issued due to your arbitrary shortening of my menstrual cycle by one week. The last period to arrive on schedule was on November 19th, 2007, and another one was neither expected nor wanted until roughly the 17th of the following month; instead it arrived on the 10th, a week early. It has now arrived again at an unacceptably short duration of time from the last occurance, on December 30th, 2007.
A normal menstrual cycle for my system is 28-30 days. This has been true for more than a decade and a half. Your sudden erratic behavior negatively impacts my well being by disrupting my entire sense of biological timing, not to mention I am already borderline anemic and do not need to be losing any more blood than I already do. This shift in cycle length is also highly inconvenient as I am at this time in need of a good sense of where I am in my cycle, as, to put it quite frankly, condoms do have a 6% failure rate and I am once again playing with someone who isn't shooting blanks.
It is strongly suggested this erratic behavior be corrected at once. Any further problems involving your performance may result in further disciplinary action, up to and including going back on the crazy-making baby repellant or self-administered hysterectomy with spork.
Supervisor administering Warning:
Andee Rasheeda Browne, 10/30/07
Cc: Personnel file
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Date: 2007-12-31 05:15 am (UTC)