Junk mail, part VI
Nov. 15th, 2003 01:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperHalloween Fun For Kids And Grown-ups! - Okay, considering what I usually get in my spam folder, this was a whole new level of wrong.
So bÌg §he Will ñotÌcé - ...that she needs a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it? Here's hoping
Hammer Her Cherry Pie - Quit comparing pussy to baked goods! It's not a pie! It doesn't have a light flaky crust, and if it does, something's seriously wrong.
I am the walrus. rvgtphthfeqyl - Is that ancient demonscript for "goo goo g'joob?"
she wÏll líke the huge growth - ...on your ass. What she won't like is that you've named it Sparky, and you want her to sing it a lullaby every night.
foking.get.educated.from.the.best - Okay, obviously I'm not going to want an education from someone who can't capitalize, punctuate, or spell "fucking" right. Not to mention that "Fucking get educated from the best!" is bad grammar and sounds completely classless.
Haave a magic johnson - There are many reasons why I don't want Magic Johnson popping out of my pants. I mean really, don't you think people would notice you had a seven foot basketball player stuffed in your crotch?
teaching ways of coitis mountable peel scorches reposed unselfishness - You really have to love the spam that looks like they composed subject lines by playing Exquisite Corpse.
Naked Snobs Getting Nailed - I say, Muffy! Can we have a martini with that blow job?
alligator skinny gargantuan paz aide - um...
we value you.Vemul - *feels ears and eyebrows* *ascertains that no, I have indeed not become a Vulcan.* Sorry, no person named Vemul in this galaxy. Live long and prosper.
Tired of looking like a hairy gorilla? - Was this meant for Robin Williams?
hot for teacher lemonade elaborates spur reinvent trihedral - or perhaps this is some sort of badly composed spam haiku?
Upgrage your stick - Only if it has an attacked USB cable and seven speeds.
keep yer farking m0ney dagger berne copings major quadrupling - No wait, I have it. Surrealist compliments? No, maybe not, as "The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver" makes more sense than the above.
happy holidays it grew 3 in.ches - So get a Prince albert and hang a stocking from it. Jingle bells...
So bÌg §he Will ñotÌcé - ...that she needs a microscope and a pair of tweezers to find it? Here's hoping
Hammer Her Cherry Pie - Quit comparing pussy to baked goods! It's not a pie! It doesn't have a light flaky crust, and if it does, something's seriously wrong.
I am the walrus. rvgtphthfeqyl - Is that ancient demonscript for "goo goo g'joob?"
she wÏll líke the huge growth - ...on your ass. What she won't like is that you've named it Sparky, and you want her to sing it a lullaby every night.
foking.get.educated.from.the.best - Okay, obviously I'm not going to want an education from someone who can't capitalize, punctuate, or spell "fucking" right. Not to mention that "Fucking get educated from the best!" is bad grammar and sounds completely classless.
Haave a magic johnson - There are many reasons why I don't want Magic Johnson popping out of my pants. I mean really, don't you think people would notice you had a seven foot basketball player stuffed in your crotch?
teaching ways of coitis mountable peel scorches reposed unselfishness - You really have to love the spam that looks like they composed subject lines by playing Exquisite Corpse.
Naked Snobs Getting Nailed - I say, Muffy! Can we have a martini with that blow job?
alligator skinny gargantuan paz aide - um...
we value you.Vemul - *feels ears and eyebrows* *ascertains that no, I have indeed not become a Vulcan.* Sorry, no person named Vemul in this galaxy. Live long and prosper.
Tired of looking like a hairy gorilla? - Was this meant for Robin Williams?
hot for teacher lemonade elaborates spur reinvent trihedral - or perhaps this is some sort of badly composed spam haiku?
Upgrage your stick - Only if it has an attacked USB cable and seven speeds.
keep yer farking m0ney dagger berne copings major quadrupling - No wait, I have it. Surrealist compliments? No, maybe not, as "The glow of your teeth exudes the courage of raw liver" makes more sense than the above.
happy holidays it grew 3 in.ches - So get a Prince albert and hang a stocking from it. Jingle bells...
