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Jul. 3rd, 2008 01:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperOkay, this whole feet swelling thing is getting ridiculous. There is no earthly reason why my feet should have puffed up nearly twice their diameter this morning. The Hell.
Meanwhile:
[ANDEE checks weather.com and clicks the interactive radar map. A map of western and central Massachusetts appears, in standard pretty radar map shades of dark greens and browns.]
ANDEE: huh. Looks clear. I thought they said we were gonna have the gigantor of all holy crap rain/hail storms up in here later. Huh. Weathermen. They lie. [pause] hmm. there's a bright green splootch in the corner of the map there...
GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: dun dun
ANDEE: [zooms out a little. Now bits of eastern New York State are visible along with more splootches] Aw, come on, those are tiny. We're not going to get anything from those.
GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: dun dun dun dun
ANDEE: [Zooms out until all of New York state is visible, revealing that the entire northwest half of the state is covered in a HUGE spleedlysplootch containing varying angry shades of bright green, yellow and red]
GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! dooodlydundooRAAAAARGH!
ANDEE: OH GOD OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNADIE GET WET SOMETHING!
Meanwhile:
[ANDEE checks weather.com and clicks the interactive radar map. A map of western and central Massachusetts appears, in standard pretty radar map shades of dark greens and browns.]
ANDEE: huh. Looks clear. I thought they said we were gonna have the gigantor of all holy crap rain/hail storms up in here later. Huh. Weathermen. They lie. [pause] hmm. there's a bright green splootch in the corner of the map there...
GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: dun dun
ANDEE: [zooms out a little. Now bits of eastern New York State are visible along with more splootches] Aw, come on, those are tiny. We're not going to get anything from those.
GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: dun dun dun dun
ANDEE: [Zooms out until all of New York state is visible, revealing that the entire northwest half of the state is covered in a HUGE spleedlysplootch containing varying angry shades of bright green, yellow and red]
GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! dooodlydundooRAAAAARGH!
ANDEE: OH GOD OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA
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