Junk Mail, Volume VIII
Dec. 7th, 2003 08:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperGrow A Big Pénis Easily With The New Patch - Is it just me, or is there a patch for everything now? Got Lyme Disease? Have a patch. Got Turette's Syndrome? Have a patch. Overblown sense of self-importance? Have a patch. Racist? Have a patch...
fr33-shiat-4all porcine muffins acknowledge inlaid squeezes - What exactly makes a muffin porcine? I can't really think of anything unless you bake ham into them... which might not be such a bad thing. Of course, I could just be hungry. And speaking of porcine,
Thicken your salami - Just add more pork guts.
snathStretcherCooter - no thanks. Ow.
Erwischt! - Google translater returned this as "Gotten!" Gotten what exactly?
kjpaulson The bgiegst size PNEIS you awlays wnated - His name is KJ Paulson... his name is KJ Paulson... his name is KJ Paulson... his name is KJ Paulson...
more sac tiime - is it just me, or is the work "sac" more reminiscent of slimy membranous blobs that hatch out horrible creatures like cockroaches or aliens or praying mantises, and less reminiscent of something fun like testicles? or bed?
/SEXalicious!/ tomato multiplied awakening counterbalance advertised - This must be some sexalicious fetish involving tomatos I haven't heard about.
it takes 88" to tango - Please tell me this wasn't one of those penis lengthening ads. What the hell is someone going to do with over seven feet of cock? Play basketball? And could you imagine the nightmare involved in keeping that in your pants? you'd need a spool and one of those cranks you put on fishing rods.
Note: It's been a while since I posted one of these, only because suddenly my junk mail didn't contain anything useful anymore, just wall to wall "Come see the Paris Hilton Video!" Like we care. So some rich heiress decides to videotape herself fucking. And why exactly is the whole world getting their knickers in a twist?
I do give honorable mention to the following three, however:
Paris Hilton in talking picture - "Talking Picture?" What is this, the Roaring Twenties?
Parisian spread for your sandwich poetical nephews radiology evaluating goings - This was kinda cute, barring the strange bit about the poetical nephels evaluating radiology. That bit sounds like the next thing after "ten lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hurry scurry around the corner quay."
Paris H1lt0n-we love-her tablespoon irritations - I could understand loving her tablespoon, but irritations? And what's "tablespoon a euphemism for anyway? ;)
fr33-shiat-4all porcine muffins acknowledge inlaid squeezes - What exactly makes a muffin porcine? I can't really think of anything unless you bake ham into them... which might not be such a bad thing. Of course, I could just be hungry. And speaking of porcine,
Thicken your salami - Just add more pork guts.
snathStretcherCooter - no thanks. Ow.
Erwischt! - Google translater returned this as "Gotten!" Gotten what exactly?
kjpaulson The bgiegst size PNEIS you awlays wnated - His name is KJ Paulson... his name is KJ Paulson... his name is KJ Paulson... his name is KJ Paulson...
more sac tiime - is it just me, or is the work "sac" more reminiscent of slimy membranous blobs that hatch out horrible creatures like cockroaches or aliens or praying mantises, and less reminiscent of something fun like testicles? or bed?
/SEXalicious!/ tomato multiplied awakening counterbalance advertised - This must be some sexalicious fetish involving tomatos I haven't heard about.
it takes 88" to tango - Please tell me this wasn't one of those penis lengthening ads. What the hell is someone going to do with over seven feet of cock? Play basketball? And could you imagine the nightmare involved in keeping that in your pants? you'd need a spool and one of those cranks you put on fishing rods.
Note: It's been a while since I posted one of these, only because suddenly my junk mail didn't contain anything useful anymore, just wall to wall "Come see the Paris Hilton Video!" Like we care. So some rich heiress decides to videotape herself fucking. And why exactly is the whole world getting their knickers in a twist?
I do give honorable mention to the following three, however:
Paris Hilton in talking picture - "Talking Picture?" What is this, the Roaring Twenties?
Parisian spread for your sandwich poetical nephews radiology evaluating goings - This was kinda cute, barring the strange bit about the poetical nephels evaluating radiology. That bit sounds like the next thing after "ten lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who hurry scurry around the corner quay."
Paris H1lt0n-we love-her tablespoon irritations - I could understand loving her tablespoon, but irritations? And what's "tablespoon a euphemism for anyway? ;)
