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Dec. 31st, 2008 09:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepper2008 is going out like a cantankerous old miser who stipulates in his will that he wants his vast fortune liquidated to cash, shredded, and buried with him just so no one else can get at it after he dies.
... yeah, that's one grave I'll be gleefully dancing on while training a troupe of skunks to lift their tails at the headstone. And I don't want none of his fortune. So there. Nyeh.
All right, to be fair, it wasn't all bad. I can actually think of several very good things that happened this year if I take a moment to scrape aside the faildant to reveal the delicious cake beneath. I mean, out of a whole year there have to be a few good things in it right? Kinda like Robin Williams impression of how the scots invented golf - you have to put a little flag in the gopher hole to give you bloody hope. (This routine is also the source of the ever hilarious exclamation of "Fuck croquet!")
Anyway. It's snowing bitchcakes and rum out there. And even though the weather pretty much axed my party, I'm looking at it and a possible six-10 inch accumulation as a hopeful sign.
... yeah, that's one grave I'll be gleefully dancing on while training a troupe of skunks to lift their tails at the headstone. And I don't want none of his fortune. So there. Nyeh.
All right, to be fair, it wasn't all bad. I can actually think of several very good things that happened this year if I take a moment to scrape aside the faildant to reveal the delicious cake beneath. I mean, out of a whole year there have to be a few good things in it right? Kinda like Robin Williams impression of how the scots invented golf - you have to put a little flag in the gopher hole to give you bloody hope. (This routine is also the source of the ever hilarious exclamation of "Fuck croquet!")
Anyway. It's snowing bitchcakes and rum out there. And even though the weather pretty much axed my party, I'm looking at it and a possible six-10 inch accumulation as a hopeful sign.
