
ETA: O_O WTH, I just got the following spam on AIM:
(5:05:05 PM) brit4anonsex: Sorry to creep you out but the last time I took a shower at your house, I smelled the wash cloth and masturbated in your shower IT HAS A LASER ETCHING RECEPTACLE KICKERSTEREOS @! SUN MUSIC;d9
...ew.