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Junk Mail, Volume 2
Sep. 10th, 2003 11:20 pmWell, the good news is, I have a reason to keep my hotmail from overflowing now.
Try a neglected and hot housewife tonight... Now available for tasting in Aisle 3.
firmer harder0 ...tomatoes...
if you have a fizzle pizzle8 - Oh, my gizzle, my junk mizzle is wizzling too much Snoop Doggy Dizzle. Fizzle me up the azzle with a chainsizzle, Veronicizzle!
john, more XBPGFEPPY - K, first of all do I look like a John to you? Second of all, what exactly is an xbpgfeppy? And how the hell do you pronounce that if you haven't grown up speaking Russian or German as a first language?
IQBig Bat in the troussersv - God, I hope not. They carry rabies, you know, and if you're going to be dumb enough to stuff a bat down your pants, you are going to get bitten.
-There's a Big Bat in my pants...and it's giving me rabies!
-You need to get out more.
gaay web site hublllftnf - Hublllftnf must be one of those hanky codes I haven't heard of, and can't imagine what it would stand for.
can we play rfgh - Rfgh? Is that like Risk? it's unclear from this subject line...
this is the way we play pvssxycvs ...so early in the morning...
Raw Celebs - Free PicsLBBG - Oh goody, I've always wanted Celeb Sashimi.
new bounce to your staff7 - So my staff can all be Springtime Fresh with no Static Cling?
you thought about a boob job - DON'T! - Whew. Thanks. Don't mind if I don't.
A mature wife in action - as opposed to an immature wife who just goofs off and plays Nintendo all day? Hey wait, that sounds like fun...
Plumpen your puumperr ybqmw - Kinda like a Ball Park Frank? Plumps when you pump 'em?
B-r-e-a-s-t-s that impress - I find it kind of disturbing that you can spell "breasts" to the "Sol-do-la-fa-mi-do-re" part of "Do-Re-Mi." "When you teach your breasts to sing/They can sing most anything . . ."
A couple doing it in the kitchen - Been there, done that. Next!
girrlls plus bozzee equals fun clhkoengeinw - Okay. Girls? Check... All right, what the fuck is bozzee? and where do I get me some? Is it like bocce? I want some fun clhkoengeinw, damn it! I don't care that it sounds like some kind of meat dish with peanut sauce!
Try a neglected and hot housewife tonight... Now available for tasting in Aisle 3.
firmer harder0 ...tomatoes...
if you have a fizzle pizzle8 - Oh, my gizzle, my junk mizzle is wizzling too much Snoop Doggy Dizzle. Fizzle me up the azzle with a chainsizzle, Veronicizzle!
john, more XBPGFEPPY - K, first of all do I look like a John to you? Second of all, what exactly is an xbpgfeppy? And how the hell do you pronounce that if you haven't grown up speaking Russian or German as a first language?
IQBig Bat in the troussersv - God, I hope not. They carry rabies, you know, and if you're going to be dumb enough to stuff a bat down your pants, you are going to get bitten.
-There's a Big Bat in my pants...and it's giving me rabies!
-You need to get out more.
gaay web site hublllftnf - Hublllftnf must be one of those hanky codes I haven't heard of, and can't imagine what it would stand for.
can we play rfgh - Rfgh? Is that like Risk? it's unclear from this subject line...
this is the way we play pvssxycvs ...so early in the morning...
Raw Celebs - Free PicsLBBG - Oh goody, I've always wanted Celeb Sashimi.
new bounce to your staff7 - So my staff can all be Springtime Fresh with no Static Cling?
you thought about a boob job - DON'T! - Whew. Thanks. Don't mind if I don't.
A mature wife in action - as opposed to an immature wife who just goofs off and plays Nintendo all day? Hey wait, that sounds like fun...
Plumpen your puumperr ybqmw - Kinda like a Ball Park Frank? Plumps when you pump 'em?
B-r-e-a-s-t-s that impress - I find it kind of disturbing that you can spell "breasts" to the "Sol-do-la-fa-mi-do-re" part of "Do-Re-Mi." "When you teach your breasts to sing/They can sing most anything . . ."
A couple doing it in the kitchen - Been there, done that. Next!
girrlls plus bozzee equals fun clhkoengeinw - Okay. Girls? Check... All right, what the fuck is bozzee? and where do I get me some? Is it like bocce? I want some fun clhkoengeinw, damn it! I don't care that it sounds like some kind of meat dish with peanut sauce!
