small updates

No, I'm not dead. But thanks for asking, gossamer_gull.

The gray hair has a buddy further up my part. Have named them George and Gracie.

g.g. dragged me out to Haven tonight. Saw Roxanne, inle_rah, ladygwyn, dionethoughts, sydneycat, and morlock. And stormcloud, yay. sydneycat introduced me to four of her friends, and I've forgotten all of their names.

Gremlins, The Ring, and The Princess Bride were playing on various screens around the club. I'm amused that I can recite the dialogue, timed appropriately, to the characters' lip synching on The Princess Bride. You'd think I'd seen that movie a few times.

Flailed mightily, and am somewhat sore in the arms and thighs. Next stop after LJ is two or so ibuprofens.

despite having a good time, I still feel like shit.

Actually no, scratch that. I don't feel anything at all.

The rest is silence, I suppose.

GIP

sundart and I have this Luis Royo print on our wall. It was from a calendar she ordered the last time she had a hankering for naked chick art, and it now hangs almost directly in front of our bed, along with a small but growing collection of small framed erotic art pieces (including the photograph of her back I took of her last September).

Anyhoo, for the longest time I didn't know what the Royo piece was or where it had come from. Inspired by the fact that once again, sundart's in the market for nekkidchicks, I looked it up on Google. It's called "Caress." Yes, that's her hand down his pants.

If only I can get my hands on an actual sized print of this. And while I'm dreaming... *sigh*

Another GIP

Typical me. Here I am telling myself how I need to be all grown up and adult about certain things and then, as I'm dutifully reapplying the honey oil stuff that I got last week to my just washed hair (we don't want it to turn to straw now, do we, kids?) I think "ooh, it's been a damn long while since I did the plastic barette thing..."

Congrats to me, I now look like a second grader from the neck up. Eight ponytail holders with little balls march in two row formation down my head. Beneath then, little plastic goldfish in four colors swim placidly. No wonder I got thrown out of the Erotic Empire in Hartford that one time way back when. Note to self - carry ID at all times. No one's going to believe your real age when you have fish clipped to your head.

I look cute though. That's the whole point really. So I took a picture or twelve until I got this one... (hey, look, not in the bathroom this time!)

We now return me to my regularly scheduled crap pit that is my life... after these messages.

memesheep, memesheep, spinning around...

gacked from morlock:

What is your stand on..... brought to you by BZOINK!

Abortion?:	yes, damn it. The world's populated enough.
Death Penalty?:	State sanctioned revenge is not the way to do things.
Prostitution?:	Decriminalize it. It should be treated like any other field of business.
Alcohol?:	an ye harm none and an ye are old/mature enough to not use it as a primary coping mechanism, do as you will.
Marijuana?:	see alcohol.
Other drugs?:	see alcohol/marijuana.
Gay marriage?:	Legal marriage is silly, but it ain't going away, so spread the goods evenly.
Illegal immigrants?:	Not touching this one.
Smoking?:	see alcohol/marijuana/other drugs.
Drunk driving?:	No. I mean, your level of risk is your level of risk, and I respect that, but driving drunk doesn't just put you at risk.
Cloning?:	Sure.
Racism?:	What's the point? *sigh* all of this will go away when the aliens come to stomp all over our asses...
Premarital sex?:	Yes please. At least test the merchandise before buying it. It's not like spouses come with warrantees.
Religion?:	see alcohol/marijuana/other drugs/smoking.
The war in Iraq?:	Enraging and useless. Does anyone actually involved in this territorial pissing contest realize or care that there are people DYING over this bullshit? Probably not. It's not like it's their kids getting shot at. Grrrrr.
Bush?:	"No matter what form you take, Aku, you will never defeat the side of righteousness."
Downloading music?:	Fabulous mode of music distribution.
The legal drinking age?:	Should be 18 like everything else. Or else, do like Japan and make everything legal after 20.
Porn?:	Absolutely. But there needs to be better porn out there. Most of it is utter crap.
Suicide?:	If you live, you can always change your mind later. Death's pretty damned final. Not to mention scary.

Also gacked from morlock:



*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.

What pisses you off?

Created by ptocheia

*wheeze* ow ow ow

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343#ebayphotohosting

OMG. I'm speechless. I also have side cramps.

It should be a wedding tradition that some pics have to be taken with the guy wearing the dress. Or hell, just having the guy wear the dress anyway.

"Personally, I think it looks like a $1200 shower curtain, but what do I know about this."

Amen, brother.

(thanks, morlock!)