Well, shit.

Sprinkle a little rain on the world at precisely the right time, and overnight it explodes into foliage. Also helps with the pollen problem.

Also, god-DAMN but there are a lot of birds in the neighborhood all squawking at once. I feel like I live in an aviary. And it's getting to the point where the raucous noise begins at 4 am. Explain to me why every window in the house is open again.

I think I understood why my grandfather kept a shotgun by the bed... :P

Stupid human tricks

OMG! Okay, so you know how some people wind up just being genetically lucky because they can do some stupid human trick or have some neat Mendelian inheritance, like an ability to contort their hands in all sorts of funny ways due to double jointed-ness, roll their tongues, taste PTC, etc.? Other than being able to taste PTC (I think) and having detached earlobes, I always thought I was on the boring end of genetics, nor did I know how to do anything cool, such as belch raucously on cue, for which darkling_dreams is rather (in)famous, or wiggle my ears, despite sundart repeatedly assuring me it was an acquired skill.

She was right though! I figured out how today whilst checking to see if my cornroes were straight. I can only get one ear going, but it definitely wiggles!

I'm rather ridiculously happy about this.

This was so me ten years ago.

Which 1990's Subculture Do You Belong To?

[Another Quiz by Kris
@ couplandesque.net]

With a gratuitous helping of Nine Inch Nails. :)