scientific fact or celebrity commentary? you decide.

(This is only funny if you're familiar with the Covenant oeuvre.)

[the lilting strains of "Dead Stars" starts playing]
kjpepper: hey beatfag...
beatgoddess: [apprehensively sensing long established household in-joke] What?
K: guess what?
B: what?
K: Well first of all, the Internet is for porn. But I heard this rumor somewhere... Did you know that dead stars still burn?
B: [clearly feigned shock] Wow! Where did you perchance hear this rumor?
K: [sarcastic] I dunno.
B: Lets ask sundart. Hey Sunny-D!
sundart: [in other room] Yeah?
B: I just heard this amazing thing! Did you know that dead stars still burn??
S: No!! Cool!
B: [as the intro finishes] Let's hear what Covenant has to say about it!

(x-posted to casita_amarilla.)

There will be long-ass posts and pictures tonight, damn it. But first I HAVE to finish the dishes.