ugh :P

Called in sick today - supertired, and my digestion's really fucked up. Sorely regretting every bad thing I ate yesterday - lox, coffee w/ British cocoa (mmm, cadbury!) cheese dip, an entire box of Pocky, not to mention movie candy. I'm sure staying up until 3 didn't help things, but I couldn't go to sleep until then. 'S a long story.

No rest for the wicked tho - soon as I did that, I got a look outside. OMG snow jeeezusfuck. I think it's time to see if my big chunky snow spitting red and black friend still likes me after a ten month hiatus. If not, hello impromptu upper body workout.

But first, since I don't have to rush anywhere quite yet... breakfast. Then snow. Then sweet blissful collapse.

So you want to be a wizard?

Me [in driveway after filling the snowblower tank, checking the oil, turning on the ignition and turning on the choke] : Ok. Lets see if you still like me. [yank]

Snowblower: cough cough splutter fart

Me: come on... [yank]

SB: cough cough grrrrrRRRgrrrRRRgrrrRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRL COUGH COUGH cough splutter

Me: Okay, that was a start. Come on baby, work with me. Please? [yank]

SB: coHOUGH hack fart cough grrrRRRR cough

Me [after whispering a prayer to Asphalta]: Okay, hon, I know you're a little low on the oil, I promise there will be some soon. You know you wanna work, this is what you do, this is what you were made for, this makes you happy. Lets try this again, okay? [yank]

SB: cough BANG cough grrRRrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!

Me: *happy dance*

It's a little weird when magic sometimes works exactly the way you read about it in a book, and how sometimes all a machine needs is a reminder that it like doing what it does. Now if someone could do that with me and going to the gym, we'd be set.

Losing battle out there though - the stuff is coming down faster than I can get it clear. We'll try again later after I get some sleep.

for beatgoddess, but I think everyone will get a giggle from this.

http://bash.org/?433014

#433014
<HouseCookie> What the hell is kwanzaa?
<Tyler> File-sharing for African-Americans.

*yawn*

I should be doing something... I dunno, constructive right now. But really all I have the capacity for right now is zoning out in front of the compy. meh.

I collapsed after snowblow/shovelling for about three hours. I think I need a couple more right now and then maybe I'll be all set, and then I can go reattack the outside, so I'll be even more sore when I get back in tonight. I kinda woke up at 3ish this afternoon feeling like I survived a beating.

Serious hurting for Cherry Coke right now. Stupid caffiene addiction.

Hmm

LJ maintenance done tonight: consolidated my reading filters. There's now only one for real people, one for communities, and one for comic feeds, which have to be separate cause they stretch my flist to fuckall.

I also pruned my icons down to 15, ouch. God... I feel like I just cut off two feet of hair or something.

Gods, I want caffiene.