Note to self

Self --

Next time you get massively, sobbing-for-no-real-reason depressed, go home and sleep for a few hours. Seriously. You'll feel a crapton better when you wake up.

--The Management

A list of things to probably not do out of spite

Go to Disney World and laugh at the people your age saddled with kids while you ride Space Mountain for the sixteenth time.

Find religion. Preferably an obnoxious one.

Get a degree in something just so you can say people are wrong and mean it.

Clean every surface in your house. Including other people.

Go live in a cabin in the woods/van down by the river.

Pretty much any major life change.


...why yes, I've strongly considered doing all of the above in the last two years.

I need a better source of motivation, I think.

Quite.

Some winter

Okay. I'm sick of this. I want some snow and I want it now. In abundance. No piddling little flurries, I want at least a foot and a half of ground cover. Preferably on a school/work day, but I'm not picky. Is this New England or what? Come on!