it's STILL whiteshitting! Did I pray too hard or something?

I tell ya, nothing makes you appreciate a large truck and a competent driver than a few nasty snow covered hills in South Hadley and Holyoke. And by the way, that Greek restaurant over by the Big Y in South Hadley? Parthenon? OMG. *dies* those cheese sticks... *shakes head* One thing about hanging with captainlove... you will eat very very well.

...In other news, there really isn't anything quite like having a snowball bounced off your head IN THE HOUSE. Thanks a lot, morlock.

Heh.

may i feel said he
(i'll squeal said she
just once said he)
it's fun said she

(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she

(let's go said he
not too far said she
what's too far said he
where you are said she)

may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she

may i move said he
is it love said she)
if you're willing said he
(but you're killing said she

but it's life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she

(tiptop said he
don't stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she

(cccome?said he
ummm said she)
you're divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)

I really really want to believe in an afterlife simply so I can imagine e. e. cummings and Shel Silverstein watching porn, drinking bourbon and playing The Exquisite Corpse...

Adventures in Christmas shopping in bullets

• JAYZIS IT'S COLD KTHXBAI. Related to this: big studio headphones make really REALLY good earmuffs. Also related I now have new glove/mittenthings. They're actually fingerless gloves that you can flip a mitten over the fingers. And they're made of the stuff that makes saying "No muppets were harmed in the making of this product" a dirty dirty lie.
  
  
• Christmas shopping for family done! I think everyone's gonna like their presents. Also buy 2 get one free bra sale at JC Penney. OMG. New bras. I was down to one solid underwire and two sports bras that have all seen better days. It will be so nice to not have the sports bra uniboob anymore lemme tell ya. Not to mention there are a couple of cute shirts that were getting neglected due to lack of complimentary bra.
  
  
• related to that... WHY OH GOD WHY do they put padding in any bra cup size over B? Please explain. I don't have "bodacious ta tas" or nothing, but I do fit comfortably into a D cup. Padding = DO NOT WANT. And they pad styles of bras bigger than that! If you're already carrying around a double D's worth of bewb, what in Satan's red and spicy hell would you want more stuffed into your bra for?
  
  
• So many cute knee socks in both Target and Faces. Target actually had a pair of white cable knit over the knee socks that i had to talk myself out of buying seeing as I do not know where my mary janes are and I would feel compelled to wear these socks with them.
  
  
• They sell NOS at Target. heh. heh heh. hehehehehehehehehehehheh!

So tonight I run around and try to get a bunch of things done before I leave. Possibly all-nightering it. I know I know. *sigh* I've just kind of resigned myself to just not sleeping much until well after New Years. Plus if I do make the bus tomorrow and get out of here before the next batch of fresh whiteshit we're due for hits, you know I'll be dead to the world from Springfield until the Bronx.

Tweets for Today

Andee...

• 12:10 totally blames Spring for hooking her on hoops & yoyo.
• 13:36 is enjoying hearing the Connotations warm up for Christmas caroling in her living room. They sound good...
• 21:42 is flustered and hyper. This is not a bad thing

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