Poll answers, part 1

[kjpepper]

Wow, people have asked me stuff already. Cool! (I'll continue posting these as I get questions to answer.)

zadnyl -- Do you think I should cut my hair really short?

That's tricky. What do you mean by really short? If we're talking about 1" long and thoroughly spiked with gel, go for it, I think you'd make an adorable little biker chick. However I don't think you could do something like an ear length bob, you'd wind up looking a bit like Velma from Scooby Doo.

athene -- If Wonder Woman and Catwoman were to wrestle for charity would it be a mud fight, jello wrestling, or a cage match? Why?

First of all - why does it have to be for charity? Couldn't the wrestle simply for the prurient pleasure of their audience? ;)

Assuming they are both in costume, and the depictions are Lynda Carter from the 70s and Michelle Pfeiffer from Batman Returns... cage match is out, Lynda Carter's costume shows too much skin and therefore she would get horrendously bruised up when Michelle threw her up against the cage. Mud again tips the advantage unfairly in Michelle's favor because the mud would make the patent leather cat suit too slippery to get a good grip on. So I would have to say jello. Red, so that it doesn't clash with anyone's costume.

gossamer_gull -- "Do you really want to hurt me?"

Gimme a time and place and I'll be there with cuffs, collar and whips, baby. ;9

lordaerith -- Flying monkeys or snorkling monkeys?

Definitely flying monkeys. Monkeys with wings are definitely cooler than monkeys with snorkels. Bonus if they have wings... and motorcycles, like in the movie version of The Wiz.

Ask me more! ask me more! I like this game. and if you want to ask another q but have already filled out the poll, leave me a comment in the original posty thing.

Comments

[zadnyl.livejournal.com]

I was definitally thinking more along the spiked route. My mom apparently is going to be on my side for this one and she suggested that I dye my hair blonde. I do have the skin tone for it and that would be an easy transition to other colors (like blue).

[peacockdress.livejournal.com]

This is so cool. It's just like a feature on a British radio show I love - Ask Elvis - in which the premise is that Elvis, as the undisputed King of Rock 'n' Roll, knows all things. Members of the public call in and ask random questions and he answers on topics from lawnmower maintenance to puppy training in that distinctive Southern accent. It's possibly the funniest thing I've heard and there are soundclips at Ask Elvis.

[sundart.livejournal.com]

So Mom is in favor of you bleaching your hair, eh? Does *she* know that you wanna dye it blue?? :)

[zadnyl.livejournal.com]

Actually, she does. She suggested that I should wait until after my various job interviews to dye my hair blue.