I like these things.

[kjpepper]

gacked verbatim from denonymous:

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Post anonymously if you wish.

Also, low ball questions to which I can make off-color jokes as responses are encouraged.

Comments

[denonymous.livejournal.com]

(the French edition)

1. Combien haut est vert?

2. Qui est ton petite fromage?

3. Comment c'est "The Valley" de nos jours?

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

1) quand est maintenant? ;)

2) Je ne sais pas qui est ma petite formage, mais ma "Choco-taco" est sundart. Elle va me tuer quand elle ce lit...

3) Il pleut et il est dégout dans "The Valley" aujourd'hui. Autrement, c'est toujours la méme...

Gawd, my French is rusty...

[sundart.livejournal.com]

yes. prepare to die.

[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

Name one animal (if you could have any at all) that you would choose as a companion.

What is the single most *strange* food combination you've consumed (and liked...thus doing it more than once)?

If you could have any job at all what would it be and why?

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

1) a white tiger. Hopefully not with the same propensity for chewing on me as Roy's tiger did. :)

2) Red potato pizza. very little sauce, red potatoes, bacon sour cream and broccoli on a pizza crust. I thought ick at first, but it turned out strangely addictive. I think the first ting I will do when I get my license is drive down to willimantic pizza and get one. Or four.

3) I think it would be webmastering and design for adult web sites. They're all so gross and badly designed. I could make them sooooooo hot and classy.

What rhymes with purple?

[jaicat.livejournal.com]

What rhymes with purple?

Is Jesus a mermaid?

Want me to come see you in May?

Re: What rhymes with purple?

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

1) blurple. frorple. smorple... oh, you didn't mean real words, did you?

2) On alternate Thursdays. Never on Friday.

3) Yes! Yes! Oh goddess! Yes! Right there! Come on! Harder! Yes!

oh... *ahem* *blush* sure, I'd love to see you. :) COme on up.

Here ya go:

[twilighter.livejournal.com]

1. Is "The Meatrix" a man-on-man porn site? (I hope?)

2. The song "Van Halen," by Nerf Herder was released in
1996. Is it still a novelty song?

3. Hospitality jobs and ugly ties: wherein does the
unavoidable connection lie?

*makes big heavy metal devil signs with fingers* ThankyouKJPepperWeloveyouGoodnight!