ugh

[kjpepper]

Things I crave whilst bleeding like stuck pig:
-chocolate
-caffeine
-sugar
-meeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaat

Things I probably shouldn't have whilst bleeding like stuck pig:
-chocolate
-caffeine
-sugar
-meeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaat

Things I consumed voraciously today and am now sorely regretting:
-Hershey kisses with caramel. Whoever came up with this should be canonized.
-a gargantuan Dunkin Donuts coffee (xtra/xtra), Cherry coke
-see above.
-Chicken with broccoli, tuna maki

Reasons I am sorely regretting this:
-nasty taste in mouth and all down esophagus. Next stop after livejournal is a date with the tongue scraper, dental floss, Listerine and Interplak.
-tummy ache. Probably from the kisses, but most likely from the cream in the coffee.
-gas. Gotta love the explosive combination of broccoli and brown garlic sauce
-cramps. nothing like caffeine to make Mr. Uterus work overtime.