And now, your moment of burlesque

[kjpepper]

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my pussycat was scratchin' at my back door
he scratched so long poor pussy got sore
sore pussy
sore... pussy...
just a friendly little cat

my pussycat was sittin' out on the front step
it started to rain and my pussy got wet
wet pussy
sore... wet... pussy...
just a friendly little cat

my pussycat was playing out in the back lot
he played so hard poor pussy got hot
hot pussy
sore... wet... hot... pussy...
just a friendly little cat

i left my whiskey bottle out last night
my pussycat drank it and he got real tight
tight pussy
sore... wet... hot... tight... pussy...
just a friendly little cat

my pussycat was rockin' in a rocking chair
he rocked so long he lost his hair
bald pussy
sore... wet... hot... tight... bald... pussy...
just a friendly little cat

my neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
i told my neighbor set my pussycat free
free pussy
sore... wet... hot... tight... bald... free...pussy...
just a friendly little cat

my neighbor and I out near the clothesline
I said to my neighbor, would you look at mine
my pussy
sore... wet... hot... tight... bald... free...pussy...
just a friendly little cat

here kitty kitty kitty [meow] awww, nice pussy

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