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your place or mine? whittling Eurasia. - oh, definitely my place. Nothing like gathering friends to carefully shape likenesses of freakishly large landmasses out of wood with small knives.

pay less for Windows 95 - er... is it just me or is this piece of spam about ten years too late?

its not my problem, get over it hedgehog - How dare you refer to me as a cute spiny mammal! All complaints addressed to "hedgehog" shall be forwarded to [livejournal.com profile] harinezumi forthwith.

backgammon fetish videos - Hot horny girls want to beaver you. Roll your dice and place them on your bars... or move your fat checker onto their open points. Call now!

Re: gurkha parsley - This so sounds like species of vegetation in cheezy science fiction novels. They all have names that soud suspiciously as if they were pulled from the Mystical Ass.

davy magenta angelo - There's a name to get through kindergarten with. Hi, I'm part Jewish, part Italian, part Rocky Horror.

salad dressing 396 debutantes - being as they're debutantes, we have to be tallking about either Ranch or Bleu Cheese...

Unleash your Cable! - Yes, do. I used to keep my cable on a very short leash... before someone reported me to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cable.

super sized girls here! - Okay, no. Any invitation to come look at your pervy web site should not immediately bring up the desire to ask whether you get fries and a Coke with your subscription.

Re: Kazaa is our bitch - LOL. I think this one needs no comment.

1dollar_orgazms - This only sounds cheap if you forget that orgasms can usually be had for free.

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