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kjpepperWell, it's been a while since I did one of these, mostly because quite frankly, I think Hotmail got better at blocking junk mail. My supply of easy targets simply dried up like a bottle of Evian in the Sahara. But fortunately for me, there came the whole little thing where if you get five suckers friends to sign away their souls and their inboxes you get a free ipod. I already have an iPod, mind, but I must admit one of the reasons why I helped one of my friends to hopefully get his was to get more junk mail to deride. Seems to be paying off, on both ends. :)
LOOK AT MY SMALL TITS ON WEBCAM - ... 'cause apparently the Internet has retired the big ones.
Grab it - Spin it! Flick it! Pull it! Twist it! Bop it!
I am looking for a man, interested? - If it helps, I lose mine under the bed all the time. Keep it away from the cats, ok?
American Talent Directory - Considering what my inbox usually has in it, I fully expected this to be full of nearly naked teens. Imagine my surprise. They actually want talent. Nothing funny. They just like talent.
watch naked girls now - You can watch naked girls when we get home, you don't need to watch them now.
It's.the.f-r-e-e.p0rn.club - ...this one gets a musical interlude.
I am a witty banter... - Uh... huh. I'm sure you are.
I am alone, kjpepper naH - Nah? what's that short for, nahnee nahnee boo boo? Matuuuuuuuuuuuure.
stand at attention - Somehow, I don't think you want the first thing people doing upon seeing your wang is saluting.
Naturally 20 - Scary for two reasons. 1) I first read this as "natural 20", which just makes this so much more wrong. 2) Naturally 20 what, exactly? Are you trying to correct your erectile disfunction or perform Japanese rope bondage??
The world may never know.
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can either be found on my web site (sporadically updated), or in my Memories (slightly more likely to be updated)</shameless plug>
LOOK AT MY SMALL TITS ON WEBCAM - ... 'cause apparently the Internet has retired the big ones.
Grab it - Spin it! Flick it! Pull it! Twist it! Bop it!
I am looking for a man, interested? - If it helps, I lose mine under the bed all the time. Keep it away from the cats, ok?
American Talent Directory - Considering what my inbox usually has in it, I fully expected this to be full of nearly naked teens. Imagine my surprise. They actually want talent. Nothing funny. They just like talent.
watch naked girls now - You can watch naked girls when we get home, you don't need to watch them now.
It's.the.f-r-e-e.p0rn.club - ...this one gets a musical interlude.
It's.the.f-r-e-e.p0rn.club!Well. That beats singing "P is for Pussy, that's good enough for me..."
(bah bahbah bah, bah bahbah bah, dada, dada da da, baaaaaaa... )
It's time to strip to music
It's time to surf the sites
It's time to wake the fluffers at the f-r-e-e.p0rn.club tonight!
It's time to get the hand cream
It's time to stroke it right
It's time to watch the webcams at the f-r-e-e.p0rn.club tonight.
Why do we always cum here
I guess we'll never know
Damn, it's been at least five years
Since I've had a good blow
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational masturbational
This is what we call the f-r-e-e.p0rn.cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuub!
I am a witty banter... - Uh... huh. I'm sure you are.
I am alone, kjpepper naH - Nah? what's that short for, nahnee nahnee boo boo? Matuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Attack of the Cialis ads:
They'll go out of their way to get in "yours" - well, granted there is that claw foot tub at the parents'...stand at attention - Somehow, I don't think you want the first thing people doing upon seeing your wang is saluting.
Naturally 20 - Scary for two reasons. 1) I first read this as "natural 20", which just makes this so much more wrong. 2) Naturally 20 what, exactly? Are you trying to correct your erectile disfunction or perform Japanese rope bondage??
And now, your moment of incomprehensible zen:
From yet another Cialis offer:neighbor scarcely criticism wall fill surely how. far has time hurrying deal luck family strength hat wind, develop neither continued sale nine saw responsible! heard youth happy long, consequence disappear everyone notice than perform death, program experience sent noise we slow expect, promised argument frightened die besides running? entirely knew engaged peculiar walking commit prairie dog! incident death wrong placed need sad delight clothes! week wished prepare but thing dead sign room with hurried be married written board raised excite returned sake glass. accidentally receipt mothers summary ill general destroy. miss call national died think itself, were bed instead love innocent under anyway hall time free taking explain city beside fail carry, fall field greater stretch gotten sale woman, across danger deal fallen according conscience placed mentioned again everywhere deceive?How exactly does one excite a sake glass, anyway? And why do all of these sound like machine translated proverbs or ad slogans, along the lines of "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead?"
The world may never know.
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can either be found on my web site (sporadically updated), or in my Memories (slightly more likely to be updated)</shameless plug>
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thank you.
Date: 2004-11-27 01:28 am (UTC)genius.
fucking genius.
it has made my day, which is finally over, and sucked like a two-peso whore on xanax, better.
truly.
*smoochies*
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Date: 2004-11-27 07:13 pm (UTC)