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kjpepperSatisfaction World - This just sounds way too much like someone's personal version of hell... where they play nothing but the Rolling Stones and Benny Benassi on loop.
Bored Housewives, kjpepper! - Just what is the fascination? And as far as I can tell, bored housewives plop into a couch and watch soap operas after all that housework is done, not go for the dildoes and the webcams. False advertising!
seven days - I knew I shouldn't've watched that video.
Michael why did you say that? - Yes, Michael, we all want to know. Incidentally, what did you say?
hi there man-feel the energy - What exactly qualifies as man-feeling? I'm intrigued, since the originating address is some gibberish@australianmalls.com. Why do I have this image of one of those softly lit Lancome ads except with Tyson being all handsomely gay about men's face cream?
New product! Cialis soft tabs. - Yeah, I can see where this is going. Soon they'll have Cialis Liquigels. Cause you fuckers can't wait a single minute longer than you have to to spring MegaBoner, can you?
Get supper Sized andee! - This better come with fries and a milkshake.
pain is killing your boyfriend . drink V;I,C_O,D:I;N - so how does this help your boyfriend, exactly? does he get it by osmosis or what?
ass Jamie
anal Gail - Why do these sound like sexual Garbage Pail Kids? do I get a stick of gum with that ass at least?
wanna go over to Jesus's house? - Naw, his dad won't let us play Grand Theft Auto anymore.
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can either be found on my web site (sporadically updated), or in my Memories (slightly more likely to be updated)</shameless plug>
Bored Housewives, kjpepper! - Just what is the fascination? And as far as I can tell, bored housewives plop into a couch and watch soap operas after all that housework is done, not go for the dildoes and the webcams. False advertising!
seven days - I knew I shouldn't've watched that video.
Michael why did you say that? - Yes, Michael, we all want to know. Incidentally, what did you say?
hi there man-feel the energy - What exactly qualifies as man-feeling? I'm intrigued, since the originating address is some gibberish@australianmalls.com. Why do I have this image of one of those softly lit Lancome ads except with Tyson being all handsomely gay about men's face cream?
New product! Cialis soft tabs. - Yeah, I can see where this is going. Soon they'll have Cialis Liquigels. Cause you fuckers can't wait a single minute longer than you have to to spring MegaBoner, can you?
Get supper Sized andee! - This better come with fries and a milkshake.
pain is killing your boyfriend . drink V;I,C_O,D:I;N - so how does this help your boyfriend, exactly? does he get it by osmosis or what?
ass Jamie
anal Gail - Why do these sound like sexual Garbage Pail Kids? do I get a stick of gum with that ass at least?
wanna go over to Jesus's house? - Naw, his dad won't let us play Grand Theft Auto anymore.
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can either be found on my web site (sporadically updated), or in my Memories (slightly more likely to be updated)</shameless plug>
