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kjpepperPorn stars of our epoch - I feel like there should be a hall of fame or a yearbook or something. maybe a Porn Stars of Distinction plaque?
become one of the big dogs today - No thanks. Big dogs drool.
the spunk is back - And I'm gonna be in trouble?
find the one - Hey Morpheus! I found Neo! he was under the kitchen table this whole time... 'Course, there is no kitchen table....
Lusty mom spreading legs for mighty wang - This is conjuring up disturbing images of penises in yellow spandex and red capes zipping around. Add that image, the spreading legs, and the classic battle cry of "Here I come to save the day!" and... I need a shower now.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it - While this is true (shoulderblades during mosquito season being a particular plague of mine) I have to wonder what perverse Cialis related sex thing this pertains to.
Lozenges for Rambo - While it doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Votes for women" this slogan has a certain... charm. I guess even you can have a sore throat when pumping people full of lead...
wizard Alphatrex - Creator of Alpha-bits cereal. Sounds like a sesame street character. I guess he was on the losing end of the deathmatch between him and the Amazing Mumford.
FW : why men name their pen1s - You have a collective penis? just one? That's one fucked up timeshare program you've got going. And it has a name? So what's the name? Is that the name we never will guess? the name that no feminine research can discover, but the wang itself knows and will never confess?
your wife needs it uixmaim - uixmaim better be another name for a KitchenAid mixer.
Remove Bad Marks From Your Credit Report - Do I have to sleep with the professor?
loseloselose - Well that's a nice change from winwinwin. Do I still get to punch a monkey or an evil kangaroo to lose?
Have a rowdy sexperience. Get a Ring. - I don't think that's what Gollum had in mind. "My preciousssssssssss...." *gasp* *fapfapfap* "We wantses it!"
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can be found on my web site</shameless plug>
become one of the big dogs today - No thanks. Big dogs drool.
the spunk is back - And I'm gonna be in trouble?
find the one - Hey Morpheus! I found Neo! he was under the kitchen table this whole time... 'Course, there is no kitchen table....
Lusty mom spreading legs for mighty wang - This is conjuring up disturbing images of penises in yellow spandex and red capes zipping around. Add that image, the spreading legs, and the classic battle cry of "Here I come to save the day!" and... I need a shower now.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it - While this is true (shoulderblades during mosquito season being a particular plague of mine) I have to wonder what perverse Cialis related sex thing this pertains to.
Lozenges for Rambo - While it doesn't have quite the same ring to it as "Votes for women" this slogan has a certain... charm. I guess even you can have a sore throat when pumping people full of lead...
wizard Alphatrex - Creator of Alpha-bits cereal. Sounds like a sesame street character. I guess he was on the losing end of the deathmatch between him and the Amazing Mumford.
FW : why men name their pen1s - You have a collective penis? just one? That's one fucked up timeshare program you've got going. And it has a name? So what's the name? Is that the name we never will guess? the name that no feminine research can discover, but the wang itself knows and will never confess?
your wife needs it uixmaim - uixmaim better be another name for a KitchenAid mixer.
Remove Bad Marks From Your Credit Report - Do I have to sleep with the professor?
loseloselose - Well that's a nice change from winwinwin. Do I still get to punch a monkey or an evil kangaroo to lose?
Have a rowdy sexperience. Get a Ring. - I don't think that's what Gollum had in mind. "My preciousssssssssss...." *gasp* *fapfapfap* "We wantses it!"
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can be found on my web site</shameless plug>
