Ups and Downs

[kjpepper]

for morlock (and anyone else who has been yelled at for leaving a toilet seat/lid up (this includes me BTW))

I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up.

The responses are almost as hi-larious as the original rant. Personally I always use the "only 1 of 4 toilet related activities require the seat up, so defer to the majority unless you live in a house full of males on diuretics" argument, cause really it's the only one that makes any logical sense.

Comments

[morlock.livejournal.com]

you are the first person to nicely ask me to put the damn thing down, and this was actually i think the third time you asked me.

everyone else yells at guys, so after aw hile, i started to think "well fuck that. i actualyl fucking check to see if the damn thing is up. theres no reason to HAVE to put it down, especialyl when its the last thing that i think about. at that point i'm tyringt o wipe up any piss that i got on my person and tryt o look like i did a good job in there. something else to think of? oh i don't think so."

this guy is my personal hero and i will send him money when it is appropriate.