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Both of today's fortunes from lunch come out amusing when adding [livejournal.com profile] extrajoker's prefix. Apparently when dealing with zombies...
  • "You make attend a party where strange customs prevail."
  • "You are an exciting and inspiring person."
Apparently I need to deal with zombies a lot more. :)

incidentally, all fortune cookie games (the above, or adding "in bed," "with a chainsaw," or "in my pants" to the end) work equally well on spam. Example: "When dealing with zombies, save 30% on Xanax, Viagra, Cialis, and Ambien!" Because it simply won't do to be anxious, flaccid and sleep-deprived in that situation.

Methinks there's a junkmail post on the wind elaborating upon this theme.
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