Terrorizing cats 101
Sep. 6th, 2006 08:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepper1) find cat. Bonus if it is sound asleep.
2) point at cat, open eyes very wide and, in as close to a rumbling basso as your vocal cords allow, bellow something fairly unintelligible, along the lines of "THE DWEAD PIWATE WOBAHTS IS HERE FOH YER ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL!!!!!!"
3) Giggle maniacally as cat flees in utter terror. Chasing cat is optional, but recommended.
Next week - "Felines vs. the Swiffer: Swiffer Wins."
2) point at cat, open eyes very wide and, in as close to a rumbling basso as your vocal cords allow, bellow something fairly unintelligible, along the lines of "THE DWEAD PIWATE WOBAHTS IS HERE FOH YER ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL!!!!!!"
3) Giggle maniacally as cat flees in utter terror. Chasing cat is optional, but recommended.
Next week - "Felines vs. the Swiffer: Swiffer Wins."
