I just ran across a web site that had the EXACT outfit I envisioned Dad wearing to the wedding.
http://69.94.19.253/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=CHC&Category_Code=Pirate
The Le Capitaine Coat at the top. Yeah. He would look amazing in that. You can say a lot of things about that coat, but "clownish" is not one of them. Thinking of photoshopping his head into that picture and mailing it to him just to be pissy. That would probably freak him the hell out, since he's still quite a bit fuzzy on the "Advanced Digital Image Manipulation, aka Photoshop" concept.
My hatred of everything right now knows no bounds.
http://69.94.19.253/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=CHC&Category_Code=Pirate
The Le Capitaine Coat at the top. Yeah. He would look amazing in that. You can say a lot of things about that coat, but "clownish" is not one of them. Thinking of photoshopping his head into that picture and mailing it to him just to be pissy. That would probably freak him the hell out, since he's still quite a bit fuzzy on the "Advanced Digital Image Manipulation, aka Photoshop" concept.
My hatred of everything right now knows no bounds.