kjpepper | Attack of the Junk Mail, part III

Do it like a R0ck Star - I'd rather do it like they do on the Discovery channel. (Do it again, now!)

X-treme Penetrations is n0w 110% free - whoop de doo.

Drämatic ënhancëment för Men / Bëcome The Person You Wërë Yeärs ägö - All right, that's it. I'm reporting you and your little buddies to the Ümlaut Abuse Division. That's just sick.

Andee, Come Troopers Have Arrived - Really? Wow. A pity I'm not into bukkake at all. Although the idea of a US Army Special Come Forces ... hmm...

Your septic system needs aid - How do they know this shit? Oh, wait, was that why the group of suits were suspiciously poking around the back yard?

Bang Her Snake Pit With Your Thundering Dong - This needs no further comment.

Hammer Her Roast Beef - Meat tenderizers are patently unerotic. Thanks anyway.

Rip Her Snatch Apart - Ow ow ow? What are we, a book of stamps? that is NOT perforated, thank you!

Why ggo to tthee druugstore?? - Hey look, it's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-k-kill me with his fucking s-s-s-spam!

Men are clapping, find out why. - Well, if I cared, I'm guessing they've got their VCR hooked up to the clapper and they need to rewatch Naughty Naked College Lesbo Lacrosse V.

l Watch body fat fly yrqg away - Oh yeah? I see dead people...

monsterdick - Can you imagine a Monster Dick Rally? Think about that really hard for a sec and laugh.

Pound Her Cherry - Okay, is it patently obvious that these people know nothing about anatomy?

These are some fine-azz H0ES! - Just perfect for tilling soil!

Britney Bl0ws a H()RSE - Wow. And I heard that Horton Hears a Who...