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Jun. 13th, 2007 12:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperDear Buyer
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Is it just me or does MegaDik sound like some sort of gay superhero?
Other hilarity that has landed in my inbox lately:
Join to society of real Men and realize all you wanted - I think the Knights of Columbus are recruiting.
WonderCum - is a sperm enhancement pills - Does it comes in a white bottle with red white and yellow polka dots, and enriched with all the essential vitamins and minerals?
Why not to make your think bigger? - The Apple campaign, translated into Engrish.
Cezanne and geographer - Um, I could swear The Geographer was painted by Vermeer, not Cezanne. Completely different era/style.
We'll teach you everything you know - Wouldn't this process actually be called "reviewing," not "teaching?"
Attention:new unequalled preparation will extend your phallus.It gained popularity over the whole world and aided to many people-This is the Mega Dik More than 100 000 men in the entire world have already been contented by the quantity and efficacy of Mega Dik. And this is a opportunity for you! Join to them.
Is it just me or does MegaDik sound like some sort of gay superhero?
Other hilarity that has landed in my inbox lately:
Join to society of real Men and realize all you wanted - I think the Knights of Columbus are recruiting.
WonderCum - is a sperm enhancement pills - Does it comes in a white bottle with red white and yellow polka dots, and enriched with all the essential vitamins and minerals?
Why not to make your think bigger? - The Apple campaign, translated into Engrish.
Cezanne and geographer - Um, I could swear The Geographer was painted by Vermeer, not Cezanne. Completely different era/style.
We'll teach you everything you know - Wouldn't this process actually be called "reviewing," not "teaching?"
