WTF people.

[kjpepper]

You know, when the apocalypse does happen and people really ARE changing into flesh and/or brain eating zombies, more people will die because of you folk. Precious time will be wasted because people will read your terrified entries and think "oh, it must be blog like it's the end of the world day again" and skip them, not realizing that this time, it's real. Think of the ones that will perish due to the fact that you joined in this irresponsible exercise in crying wolf.

I hope you can handle the guilt, you blogsheep. And I hope the zombies really do eat you.

Now go to http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Re%20Your%20Brains and buy the song. You will right the wrongs of your posts by giving Jonathan Coulton money.

Comments

[blueraccoon.livejournal.com]

But what if we already own the song?

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

buy another one.

[retsuko.livejournal.com]

I have to say--in the event of a large-scale zombie attack, I certainly wouldn't waste precious time blogging. I'd be getting my shit together and getting somewhere safe.

[athene.livejournal.com]

1. I thought you of all people would find it funny.

2. I agree with retsuko. If the zombies were really here, do you think we'd be blogging...especially from remote places of no where when the phones aren't working?

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

1) how could you of all people miss the tongue-in-cheekness of this post? the mood is freaking "brains."

2) see my response to retsuko.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

well yes, but that implies you had time to prepare and aren't trapped in your office when the rage disease hit. I'd imagine there would be some people that would send loved ones a TM or an email or a livejournal post, as either a warning or a last message.

[athene.livejournal.com]

1. because i'm sad that you're not playing along.

2. what response?

[retsuko.livejournal.com]

This is true. Gargh--this is why I hate zombie films, I actually start planning for the whole thing. I mean, seriously. It brings to mind the frantic emails I sent to my friends on 9/11/01.

Sorry, I just can't blog about it. It's a neat idea, I see why people are into it, but I just can't.

[oneforellis.livejournal.com]

Actually, that sounds awesome.

[anythingbutpink.livejournal.com]

My God... they're outside! They're... they're coming to get meeeee! And I have time to spell! And... they want my brain!!!! My brainnnnnn! Noooooo! My brainnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait...

They seem to be leaving...





I think I might be insulted.




Happy pointless zombie day :P

[sheangel.livejournal.com]

Bugger! I so wish I'd have seen this yesterday. What a fantastic idea. Where's a cricket bat when you need one?!