because some days it's too hard to ak-seeeen-choo-ate the positive

[kjpepper]

Five Not so Awesome Things, 7/18/07

1) Gross depressing weather. It is dreary dark and wet out. Perfect shut oneself up in a garret and slowly die of consumption while writing angsty poetry by candlelight weather. Not so perfect for walking to work sans umbrella.

2) Not sleeping. I accidentally stayed up until quarter to 5am last night. Damn you Harry Potter spoiler comms. I swear if this latest leak is the real deal, JKR is banished to the Extra Special Hell. The one reserved exclusively for George Lucas up until now.

3) Encyclopedia Browne and the Vanishing Sugar. Somehow in the shuffling around of the offices the box of domino's sugar went missing. I can't enjoy my coffee without teh glucose overload. *shakes fist*

4) My job, lol. So many annoying things to deal with at work today. *headdesk*

5) My subconscious is full of FAIL. I've been having really really vivid and freaky dreams every night for the past two weeks. While the daily dose of "WTF?" is interesting for a minute upon waking, at this point I would dearly appreciate a couple of nights of sleeping like a log.

Comments

Geek Answer Syndrome ahead

[kshandra]

Re: 5, try taking an antihistamine and/or decongestant just before bedtime. An ex of mine and I puzzled out that there was a direct correlation between the nights my snoring seemed exceptionally bad and the nights my dreams were particularly cracked-out; taking something to dry out the schnozz (and thus improve my airflow) made the badcraziness go away.

In other news, your header for item 3 is bringing the lulz.