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Oct. 30th, 2007 02:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperOMG, I think I just ingested the grossest thing ever. The bottle stated it's USDA Certified Organic Honest Tea First Nation Peppermint. It has some rather convincing literature on the back that says that the brewers collaborated with the Crow nation or something about the recipe which apparently contains cane sugar, organic peppermint leaves, and agave syrup. It has the standard nutrition facts of an actual consumable product approved by the FDA.
So explain to me why my tastebuds, nose and stomach are all trying really hard to convince me that the suspicious brown liquid I just took a swig of is actually some sort of scented industrial floor cleaner that's been in and out of the janitor bucket a few times before being bottled?
So explain to me why my tastebuds, nose and stomach are all trying really hard to convince me that the suspicious brown liquid I just took a swig of is actually some sort of scented industrial floor cleaner that's been in and out of the janitor bucket a few times before being bottled?
