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[kjpepper]

OMG, I think I just ingested the grossest thing ever. The bottle stated it's USDA Certified Organic Honest Tea First Nation Peppermint. It has some rather convincing literature on the back that says that the brewers collaborated with the Crow nation or something about the recipe which apparently contains cane sugar, organic peppermint leaves, and agave syrup. It has the standard nutrition facts of an actual consumable product approved by the FDA.

So explain to me why my tastebuds, nose and stomach are all trying really hard to convince me that the suspicious brown liquid I just took a swig of is actually some sort of scented industrial floor cleaner that's been in and out of the janitor bucket a few times before being bottled?

Comments

[chirping-monkey.livejournal.com]

Organic hippy crap does not always = good

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

I think the organic hippy crap = trying to kill me.

In my defense, I'm not the person who bought this travesty.

[masteradept.livejournal.com]

trying to kill you they are...

[chirping-monkey.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not attacking your judgment in purchasing it. I'm just saying, being cruelty free, grass fed, vegan, culturally sensitive, soy whatever doesn't make a thing good. It's a common misconception in the valley.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

"In my defense, I'm not the person who bought this travesty."

Find Them and Make Them Pay.

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

Even better, Make Them Drink.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

Kill Them and Take Their Stuff?

[mornhyland.livejournal.com]

falling on floor laughing... not AT you, but your description...

[karnythia.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yeah see, all that hippy dippy writing on the back? Doesn't change the fact that the stuff is poison.

Try the Sweet Leaf instead

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, try the sweet leaf stuff. They are organic too, but have great products. Just a thought. Honest Tea sucks.