brain bleach === sharing my pain with the internet

[kjpepper]

So a little bit ago sydneycat caught my precise expression as something ignominious crossed the TV screen to harm my world.

This morning I was compelled to make the picture into an icon. this is why:


Blame kittikattie for sharing.

Hear that sound? Listen carefully... it's the sound of monkeys raping my childhood with razor encrusted trout....

Comments

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

That ain't right, damn.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

I'd hit it.

[morlock.livejournal.com]

it looks remotely female of course you'd hit it.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

Hey, I figure it worked for Elliot Spitzer when he hit that... wait, that's not the Client 9 hooker? SHIT.

[morlock.livejournal.com]

dude thats not even CLOSE to a five diamond. i'm sure shit like that would cost WAY extra.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

This is like the discount bin of high class prostitutes.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

...glad you boys are having fun...

[cell23.livejournal.com]

Hey, you posted pictures of a shiny toy, so we're playing.

[morlock.livejournal.com]

seriously, you have no one to blame for this but yourself. ...yourself and kittiekatie i guess.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

she should just be grateful it hasn't degenerated into a weegee war.

[morlock.livejournal.com]

...

now you've done it.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

NO WEEGEE IN MY JOURNAL.

go lookit the robots, for chrissake.

[morlock.livejournal.com]

i think a genetically altered horse capable of wearing clothes and submitting to the rigors of high class sex work would cost a pretty penny.

this goes beyond normal prostituting...this is a custom job.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

Teaching it to wear heels alone would cost like 675,000 gold, better get those farmers to work

[morlock.livejournal.com]

well if we;re talking MMO stats, the heels would probably give it a bonus...like +10 to earnings.

what *I* want to know is how its carrying a goddamn bag. is it nailed to its side? some sort of telekinesis? magnets?

[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

O_o Picture me with my jaw hanging and my eyes wide. That is HORRIBLE.

[morlock.livejournal.com]

why would a pony need a handbag? also, from looks of its head and feet, it seems to be of the camel family...maybe its ugly so its slutting out to try to make friends?

[peacockdress.livejournal.com]

Are those boobs? My god. That's... god. Someone has to die.

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

Really puts the "ho" in horse, doesn't it?

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

You know, I saw the cut, and saw you blame kittikattie, and I knew what was behind the cut.

And I clicked anyway.

I just never learn, do I?

Enjoy my oddly appropriate icon for the event.

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

I AM OFFENDED AGAIN BY THE WHORSE.

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be the new My Little Pony or something?