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kjpepperIs your backyard just a concrete slab with no grass?
We don't have one yet. someday.
How many bookcases are in your house?
at least 12. We're big readers here.
Do you have any goldfish?
Nope. Last time I had a bowl of goldfish anywhere in the same building as I was when my sister had garter snake and we kept a bowl of goldfish in the cage as food.
What's your favorite show on MTV?
Ug, nothing now. I pine for the days of Alternative Nation and my high school fangirl crush on Kennedy.
Do you like that show Project Runway?
It's not something I would normally watch or seek out on my own, and yet every season by about episode five, there I am, sucked in and reciting "Our god who art fabulous, Tim Gunn be thy name, your fashions come, thy will be done, in the workroom and on the runway. Give us this day our daily style, and forgive us our crimes against fashion as we forgive those that still think hot pants and legwarmers are haute couture. And lead us not into midriff baring tops, but deliver us from the color schemes of the seventies, for thine is the fabulousness, the metrosexual, the cultured, forever and ever. Make it work."
Do you have DVR or TiVo?
I wish.
What DVD is in your DVD player currently?:
No idea, and I don't really feel like checking.
Do you have a stereo system hooked up to your TV?:
nah. The sound on the TV is pretty good.
Do you like shopping at WalMart for clothes?:
Wal-mart gives me panic attacks if I stay there for more than 10 minutes (and that's on a good day). Clothes shopping usually takes more than two minutes, therefore no.
Does your family take a family picture yearly?:
I wish.
Are you tired right now?:
yeah... I kinda wish I could stay home and convalesce more. but no, up at ass-o'clock and then hey, ho, back to the abbatoir.
Have you ever had a sexual dream about your ex-boyfriend?
sure. :)
Do you look up what your dreams mean online?:
no, but if it's an especially fucked up one I will roll out of bed to post it to livejournal.
What color is your toaster?:
white, I think.
Do you currently have a job?:
being professionally appalled at the state of current web design.
When was the last time you used a Post-It note?:
generally have three or four stuck on my monitor at work.
Do you exercise regularly?:
I walk a lot.
Have you ever made a survey?:
Yes
Is there a fish tank in your house?:
Nah. Probably never will be. I don't even like walking through the fish department at pet stores because I can't stand seeing the bloated dead fish floating around in the tank.
Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink on a regular basis?:
I like Nos. Can't drink it currently because it's got ginseng in it.
Does caffeine do anything for you, or are you one of those people that it doesn't do jack shit?:
it makes me function.
When was the last time you watched TRL?:
Ew. Never watched that train wreck.
Have you ever taken a ballet class?:
there was a period of time that I strongly considered being a professional ballerina when I grew up. A pointe accident and a fondness for not starving myself put paid to that.
Do you like rainy days?:
sure, as long as I don't have to spend them outside. Or at work.
Speaking of rainy days, is it raining right now?:
On the contrary it was beautiful today and will probably remain so.
How many photo albums are in your house?:
no idea. I have a bunch that have been patiently waiting for me to put pictures in for years.
Have you ever seen that TV show M*A*S*H?:
Never liked it, but the theme song will forever be associated with 11pm because they used to run it after Fox News @ 10 in NY for most of my childhood.
Do you want to have kids one day?
I have this amusing/terrifying notion that I'm going to have a few rowdy teenagers to yell at at some point. I think only a couple of them will belong to me.
Are you hungry right now?:
nope. full of steak and pepsi
Can you play the violin?:
Yes. Well... I'm out of practice, but I'm pretty sure if I pulled it out and stuck with it for a month or so I could get back up to being pretty damn good at it.
What about the guitar?:
that instrument always confounded me. Scales shouldn't begin with E.
When are you graduating college?:
It was bad enough doing it once.
We don't have one yet. someday.
How many bookcases are in your house?
at least 12. We're big readers here.
Do you have any goldfish?
Nope. Last time I had a bowl of goldfish anywhere in the same building as I was when my sister had garter snake and we kept a bowl of goldfish in the cage as food.
What's your favorite show on MTV?
Ug, nothing now. I pine for the days of Alternative Nation and my high school fangirl crush on Kennedy.
Do you like that show Project Runway?
It's not something I would normally watch or seek out on my own, and yet every season by about episode five, there I am, sucked in and reciting "Our god who art fabulous, Tim Gunn be thy name, your fashions come, thy will be done, in the workroom and on the runway. Give us this day our daily style, and forgive us our crimes against fashion as we forgive those that still think hot pants and legwarmers are haute couture. And lead us not into midriff baring tops, but deliver us from the color schemes of the seventies, for thine is the fabulousness, the metrosexual, the cultured, forever and ever. Make it work."
Do you have DVR or TiVo?
I wish.
What DVD is in your DVD player currently?:
No idea, and I don't really feel like checking.
Do you have a stereo system hooked up to your TV?:
nah. The sound on the TV is pretty good.
Do you like shopping at WalMart for clothes?:
Wal-mart gives me panic attacks if I stay there for more than 10 minutes (and that's on a good day). Clothes shopping usually takes more than two minutes, therefore no.
Does your family take a family picture yearly?:
I wish.
Are you tired right now?:
yeah... I kinda wish I could stay home and convalesce more. but no, up at ass-o'clock and then hey, ho, back to the abbatoir.
Have you ever had a sexual dream about your ex-boyfriend?
sure. :)
Do you look up what your dreams mean online?:
no, but if it's an especially fucked up one I will roll out of bed to post it to livejournal.
What color is your toaster?:
white, I think.
Do you currently have a job?:
being professionally appalled at the state of current web design.
When was the last time you used a Post-It note?:
generally have three or four stuck on my monitor at work.
Do you exercise regularly?:
I walk a lot.
Have you ever made a survey?:
Yes
Is there a fish tank in your house?:
Nah. Probably never will be. I don't even like walking through the fish department at pet stores because I can't stand seeing the bloated dead fish floating around in the tank.
Do you drink Red Bull or any other energy drink on a regular basis?:
I like Nos. Can't drink it currently because it's got ginseng in it.
Does caffeine do anything for you, or are you one of those people that it doesn't do jack shit?:
it makes me function.
When was the last time you watched TRL?:
Ew. Never watched that train wreck.
Have you ever taken a ballet class?:
there was a period of time that I strongly considered being a professional ballerina when I grew up. A pointe accident and a fondness for not starving myself put paid to that.
Do you like rainy days?:
sure, as long as I don't have to spend them outside. Or at work.
Speaking of rainy days, is it raining right now?:
On the contrary it was beautiful today and will probably remain so.
How many photo albums are in your house?:
no idea. I have a bunch that have been patiently waiting for me to put pictures in for years.
Have you ever seen that TV show M*A*S*H?:
Never liked it, but the theme song will forever be associated with 11pm because they used to run it after Fox News @ 10 in NY for most of my childhood.
Do you want to have kids one day?
I have this amusing/terrifying notion that I'm going to have a few rowdy teenagers to yell at at some point. I think only a couple of them will belong to me.
Are you hungry right now?:
nope. full of steak and pepsi
Can you play the violin?:
Yes. Well... I'm out of practice, but I'm pretty sure if I pulled it out and stuck with it for a month or so I could get back up to being pretty damn good at it.
What about the guitar?:
that instrument always confounded me. Scales shouldn't begin with E.
When are you graduating college?:
It was bad enough doing it once.
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Date: 2008-04-09 07:18 pm (UTC)Thy pork cooked right, Thy seasonings light,
From appetizer to dessert.
Give us this day our daily food porn,
And forgive us our scorchings,
As we forgive those who believe imitation crab meat is acceptable.
And lead us not into processed ingredients,
But deliver us from oversalted seafood,
For thine is the chef's knife, the cast iron pan, and the eternal gas flame,
Forever and ever,
Cayenne.
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Date: 2008-04-09 07:27 pm (UTC)