Excuse me from everything.
Apr. 21st, 2008 02:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperTo whom it may concern,
Please excuse Andee from $ACTIVITY today. She is ill due to arboreal fornication.
Thank you.
The Management
...yes, this was written for the sole purpose of using "arboreal fornication" in a sentence. Because "fornication" is a hilarious word and should be used at every opportunity. In fact, I hereby start a meme. All those who are reading this amd who are planning on posting today must use the word "fornication" or the verb "to fornicate" at least once in their next entry. Cause damn it, if I have to be allergic to everything this week, the least that can be done is allowing me to have some fun with the concept.
Please excuse Andee from $ACTIVITY today. She is ill due to arboreal fornication.
Thank you.
The Management
...yes, this was written for the sole purpose of using "arboreal fornication" in a sentence. Because "fornication" is a hilarious word and should be used at every opportunity. In fact, I hereby start a meme. All those who are reading this amd who are planning on posting today must use the word "fornication" or the verb "to fornicate" at least once in their next entry. Cause damn it, if I have to be allergic to everything this week, the least that can be done is allowing me to have some fun with the concept.
