Excuse me from everything.

[kjpepper]

To whom it may concern,

Please excuse Andee from $ACTIVITY today. She is ill due to arboreal fornication.

Thank you.

The Management


...yes, this was written for the sole purpose of using "arboreal fornication" in a sentence. Because "fornication" is a hilarious word and should be used at every opportunity. In fact, I hereby start a meme. All those who are reading this amd who are planning on posting today must use the word "fornication" or the verb "to fornicate" at least once in their next entry. Cause damn it, if I have to be allergic to everything this week, the least that can be done is allowing me to have some fun with the concept.

Comments

[johannah-rose.livejournal.com]

You're not allergic to the fornication, you're allergic to the sperm.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

but if the trees weren't fornicating all over the place there wouldn't be all the sperm.

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

What you really want is lesbian trees. The rest of them could go autofornicate, I guess.

[tobysionann.livejournal.com]

I've already suffered from the arboreal fornication this year - they get going early down here, like the end of February.

[masteradept.livejournal.com]

Bravo...I need to use that.