Don't NOBODY bring me no (more) bad news.
Apr. 30th, 2008 01:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperWTF, Universe? Why the rash of dicking with me and mine constantly and consistantly throughout April in ways ranging from minor to devastating?
Do not, I mean DO NOT make me pull out my Andee Rasheeda Browne, Goddess of Wrath and Destroyer of Worlds pants. They may be two sizes too big, but I will fucking find a belt strong enough to hold them while I ritually dismember you, rip out your heart and feed it to my cat while filling the cavity with 100% pure certified 1986 vintage Chernobyl sewage.
You are on notice, and have May to straighten up and fly right. OR ELSE.
Do not, I mean DO NOT make me pull out my Andee Rasheeda Browne, Goddess of Wrath and Destroyer of Worlds pants. They may be two sizes too big, but I will fucking find a belt strong enough to hold them while I ritually dismember you, rip out your heart and feed it to my cat while filling the cavity with 100% pure certified 1986 vintage Chernobyl sewage.
You are on notice, and have May to straighten up and fly right. OR ELSE.
