kjpepper | Things I think about.

It occurs to me that Spider Jerusalem's column on the Beast's election must have been the fastest column he'd ever written, using advances in copy and paste technology. Of course, he might have been so royally pissed off that he might very well have sat there and typed out the word "FUCK" 500 times. You could do that fairly easily if you use a qwerty keyboard and touch type fairly well. (Yes, I tried.) Each of the letters alternate between hands so you could establish a fairly good rhythm after a bit (course the space bar kinda throws it off for me). And then you have to wonder. Did he use caps lock? Or is he, as I believe he is, just hardcore enough that he would hold down the shift key the whole time? And which shift key would he hold down?

...Esquimaux.