Writer's Block: Improvised Parenting!!?!
May. 30th, 2008 04:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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What a bizarre question. But yeah, considering my current hormonal bent, after going through the proper channels to figure out why this kid was as it were, left on my doorstep, and making sure the usual dark wizards, envious kings, vengeful goddesses, russian mafia kingpins and and dire prophecies weren't in play (I've read enough fantasy novels and watched enough Law and Order to take those precautions) I'd probably find some way of keeping him/her.
And the sad thing is that I looked at my answer and I know someone out there answered with "raise it for steak."
ETA: As for name... I have no idea, but I promise it won't sound like Klingon for "Wax my forehead, supple wench."
ETA2: I was close. about five answers below mine was "Mmm... stew."
What a bizarre question. But yeah, considering my current hormonal bent, after going through the proper channels to figure out why this kid was as it were, left on my doorstep, and making sure the usual dark wizards, envious kings, vengeful goddesses, russian mafia kingpins and and dire prophecies weren't in play (I've read enough fantasy novels and watched enough Law and Order to take those precautions) I'd probably find some way of keeping him/her.
And the sad thing is that I looked at my answer and I know someone out there answered with "raise it for steak."
ETA: As for name... I have no idea, but I promise it won't sound like Klingon for "Wax my forehead, supple wench."
ETA2: I was close. about five answers below mine was "Mmm... stew."
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My Child has a simple name...
Date: 2008-05-30 09:38 pm (UTC)Re: My Child has a simple name...
Date: 2008-05-31 01:36 am (UTC)