Insult to injury

[kjpepper]

Dear Uterus,

Today is not a good day for you to throw a tantrum. And by throwing a tantrum I mean seizing so badly that it hurts to sit up straight. That right there? LAST THING I NEED. EVER. Especially when I can't take anything to shut you up.

Hatred and melonballers,

Andee

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[johannah-rose.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you shoudl try being more diplomatic with you uterus?

Maybe something along the lines of


Dearest Reproductive Organs,

We don't talk often enough, do we? I was thinking I'd send you a little note to get the ball rolling on that. There are many things I've wanted to discuss with you.

First off, I'd like to thank you for being inside of me rather than outside, where certain portions of you might get kicked or otherwise bumped. I can't tell you what a relief it is to know that, no matter what else may happen, I'll never sit on my dearly beloved reproductive parts.

I understand that certain times of the month may be particularly difficult for you, but I'm afraid that i must ask that you stop seizing. If there is anything I can do to make it easier for you to avoid this, please let me know. You can reach me at, roughly three feet directly above you.

Love and Kisses,

Andee