I watch a lot of House, so i can explain this well.

[kjpepper]

Hey, morlock here. Just wanted to give an update on Miss Pepper's condition. i...i think i shoudl start from the beginning:

on friday night she got sick while watching the debate and horfed all over the place. we were all pretty surprised about that, especially since she only does that when McCain starts talking about domestic policy. she was put to bed, and felt like crap till the morning...when some blood was found in her poop. very distressing indeed.

yes i said poop. its a medical term. ...now.

she then went to the ER where tests were performed, and they determined that she was loosing a lot of blood from somewhere. as long time readers of this journal will recall, she has a penchant for eviscerating a midget every month or so, plus other things. the girls a bleeder, is what i'm saying. unfortunately, shes been on blod thinners, any abrasions inside her wouldn't close up all that well. so they started pumping her full of the red stuff and kept her over night for observation. she was in good spirits, and was being as ass to the nurses as usual.

early this morning she took a bit of a turn...ulcers had formed in her intestines spewing blood into her digestive tract like so much Texas T in a hillbilly's back yard. obviously quite painful. she was brought into surgery.

at about 730 this morning, she was placed in the ICU here in the hospital. as it turns out, the ulcers had also caused a tear in her intestine which was leaking...you know...stuff into her system. she had been failing her resist poison roll for the past few days, which explains the puking, and the ulcers (yes plural) explain the festively color excrement.

as of right now she is resting quietly, the ulcers are all sewn up, and she is on anti-biotics to help with the poo poisoning. a few notes:

1) there are no cell phones allowed in here. if you are trying to call her its not really going to work, especially since she has a tube in her throat. if you wold like updates faster than can be posted here, call me or sundart.

2) SHE IS OK. the nurse are all very pleased with her recovery, and she is in reletivly good spirits. i'm sure she'll be cracking wise in a couple days.

that is all. more when it becomes apparent.

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Comments

[firinel.livejournal.com]

whoa! crap, well thanks for updatting us, that was very kind/thoughtful, and please, if you get a chance that's not too insane and you remember, send on our well-wishes to her.

[athene.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the update. Huge hugs to her and the whole family!

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the update. I was worried after I heard that she had been losing blood. I'm happy to hear that they've identified the problem and are working on correcting it. Give her a big hug for me, okay?

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

You and your family are in my thoughts. Be well.

[blueraccoon.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the update. Please pass on a virtual *squeezy* from me :)

[verbena76.livejournal.com]

Thanks morlock.

[kshandra]

Thanks for the update. Sending GoodThoughts from the West Coast as fast as I can.

[gecheesoul.livejournal.com]

She is in my thoughts.
Thanks for the update.

[deliriums-dream.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear she is being cared for. . .
*sends lots of love*

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

Damn.
Thanks for the update! *sends good bod vibes northeastwards*

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

Urgh. Thanks so much for the update and best wishes to her!

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

Sweet gods. May Hermes keep watch at her bedside. Glad to hear she's recovering.

[nireena.livejournal.com]

thanks for the update.

and that's one of the more vividly and imaginatively delivered bedside updates ive read on lj...

[booboo-berr.livejournal.com]

thanks for letting us know. Give her my love please and let her know she's in my thoughts (i'm hoping i can still come see ya'all next week but i understand if plans gota change)
anywho Shy and i send her lots of love. Hope she gets better soon.

[retsuko.livejournal.com]

Oh, no... thanks for the update and glad to hear she's recovering OK. Hope she's home again real soon!

[lomundra.livejournal.com]

Oh noes!!! Feel better!

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

...so, this would be a bad time to make the hospital explode, right?

[innostrantsa.livejournal.com]

Fuuucking hell. Oh, the twin joys of intubation and surgery... *misty water-colored mem'ries and quick repression of the same*

Thanks for the update, morlock. Please to pass along some love when she's good for it; take some for you and the rest of the gang too. {{{{{{love}}}}}}

[htl-1126.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for the update, much love, positive thoughts and well wishes being sent to all of you. ((hugs))

[reverendtom.livejournal.com]

She has one week to recover or I shall blow up the planet where she keeps all her favorite stuff!

[transversely.livejournal.com]

oh no!
:-(
::Sends hugs::

[jaicat.livejournal.com]

Hi, morlock! Please pass along my love and, when she can handle it, a tackle hug at the appropriate velocity.

[peacockdress.livejournal.com]

Thanks very much morlock, that's much appreciated. Send her a stiff upper lip from us in the UK, won't you? Cathy & Demi xx

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

Well shit (literally). Here's hoping that will be the last of her problems and wishes for a quick and painless recovery. Thanks for the update!

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Good thing that was caught in time. Have some generic well-wishing!