kjpepper | (no subject)

Okay. you. Bladder. This isn't gonna happen. I need more warning than NOW to go empty you. Cut that the fuck out. Same with you, rectum. Yes, I realize you're proud of your lovely little ornamentations to Bladder's hollerings, and while I'm very glad to see that you've eliminated red from your palette, the two of you together when me and abdomen are trying to haul our asses out of bed and then downstairs to accommodate your works is a bit much right now. So y'all need to shut up and get a grip.

Tummy, I'm sorry you have to put up with these brats and my wibbling doubts as to your integrity while you heal. But thanks for your patience and keep doing what you're doing.

Man, this rate I wonder how long it will actually be before I'll be able to comfortably sleep through the night.