I'm starting to think I'm the seriously weird one here...

[kjpepper]

Okay, not starting, lets get real.

But lets talk crack cocaine Girl Scout cookies for a second. I have never ever understood people's unholy obsessions with Thin Mints. I always thought they tasted kinda like chocolate covered cardboard soaked in mouthwash.

By contrast, if you are foolhardy enough to try to get between me and a box of Samoas/Caramel Delights, I. Will. Cut. You. And you will deserve it.

And does anyone actually like Do-si-dos? Just curious.

Discuss.

Comments

[gwenlianna.livejournal.com]

I love thin mints and samoas equally. I pretty much like all chocolate minty things though so not surprising that thin mints don't make me think mouthwash.

Do-si-dos make me wonder why someone stuck a cookie in a perfectly good peanut butter cup.

[gwenlianna.livejournal.com]

whoops... that would be tag-a-longs...
no idea about the do-si-dos

[blueraccoon.livejournal.com]

I love Do-Si-Dos. Mmpeanutbutter.

[nounsandverbs]

Can't talk. Eating peanut butter patties.

[purpura.livejournal.com]

Samoas are manna in the wilderness.

Thin Mints are yucky.

Do-si-dos when all the Samoas are gone.

Actual convo just now

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

Me: Do Si Dos taste like peanut butter and ass

Nasty Husband: mmmmmm peanut butter and ass....hey why don't we-

Me: OH HELL NO, don't even THINK about it...

Re: Actual convo just now

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

*dies* *rezzes* *dies again* *rezzes* .... *dies again, gives up, stays dead*

girl, you done cramped my diaphragm.

And I agree on the peanut butter and ass. As a definition of Do-si-do, not as a happy fun time.

[masteradept.livejournal.com]

GS Cookies are the devils handywork...they are legal and 100x more addictive than crack.

[piper-lee.livejournal.com]

AND THEY ARE LIKE A BILLIONTY CALORIES. *eats whole box*

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

I'm a Caramel deLites gal, myself. So we may have to have a cagematch.

[verbena76.livejournal.com]

I'd actually buy GS cookies if you did...

[htl-1126.livejournal.com]

I am not a big thin mint fan, but love me some Samoas and Do-Si-Does, with a nice tall glass of milk, mmmmmm.

Thin Mints and shortbread....mmmmmmmm

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

But heeheehee...lemme tell you a tale about Thin Mints. This oughta brighten your day.

I had a friend that had entered her 30's, so she had that hormone thing going for her, plus she was *extremely* openminded about what would get her off.
So when the Girl Scouts come to her door one day begging for cash, she takes one look at the Thin Mints and thinks perversion. Namely, the boyfriend likes eating chocolate. How can I make his love of eating chocolate work for me?

Cut to that evening. Boyfriend has come over. She is tied spread-eagled to the bed. Thin Mints have been inserted, and the bf is enjoying the hot chocolate fountain.

But, there are problems:
1) Thin Mints' chocolate coating is thin. And meant to melt rather easily. So easily that the average hormonal woman's body temperature can render the chocolate into liquid in a few seconds. Which is faster than most partakers can keep up.
2) Underneath that thin layer of chocolate is a cookie with very rough edges. Rough edges don't go well with delicate hormonal woman parts.

So the final scene of this tale is a bf covered in woman chocolate from ear to ear, desperately trying to keep up with the flow, and a woman tied down to the bed yelling "Get the cookie! Get the goddamned cookie!"

True story. And it keeps. getting. funnier. every time I tell it!

Re: Thin Mints and shortbread....mmmmmmmm

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

:O!!!!