Junk Mail Bowl, X
Jan. 22nd, 2004 12:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperIt's been a while since I posted one of these, and as a result I've amassed quite a bit of stuff itching to be commented upon...
Have some Kool-Aid!!! - Beware junk mail with candy...
Fwd: well slap me and call me an elf - Um... *smack* Elf.
Fwd: antidote to boredom - Join the ranks of people that have discovered speed masturbation!
Fwd: hos for sale - Hos for sale! Hos for sale! Only 99.99! Hos for sale!
Other than the above, my junk mail has been divided into two kinds this month. First there is the attack of the surrealist subjects:
ascertains abstractionist mulberry - ahh, but are they locally grown, organic abstractionist mulberries?
nickname pendulums nicer suffocation - Which is why all pendulums have that "contains small parts, not meant for children under 3" warning.
sacrificers molecular scarecrow - Is this when you put a stuffed oxygen atom into your carbon field to keep the hydrogen from bonding with it?
Re: gazelle grime sesame ...and we kick it up a notch by adding some of my Essence (and to think, that show manages to get a TVG rating every time, even with suggestive language like that!)... BAM!
And then there is the School of Over-Hyphenation:
please-yur-lover - Please yur lover wanna please yur lover wanna please yur lover... ba da da dee da daaa dee daaaaa...
Re: time-to-get-wet = On your mark... get set... SHOWER!
Fwd: sexxxx-lessons - I wonder what sort of post graduate work you have to do to become a certified sexxxx instructor?
Have some Kool-Aid!!! - Beware junk mail with candy...
Fwd: well slap me and call me an elf - Um... *smack* Elf.
Fwd: antidote to boredom - Join the ranks of people that have discovered speed masturbation!
Fwd: hos for sale - Hos for sale! Hos for sale! Only 99.99! Hos for sale!
Other than the above, my junk mail has been divided into two kinds this month. First there is the attack of the surrealist subjects:
ascertains abstractionist mulberry - ahh, but are they locally grown, organic abstractionist mulberries?
nickname pendulums nicer suffocation - Which is why all pendulums have that "contains small parts, not meant for children under 3" warning.
sacrificers molecular scarecrow - Is this when you put a stuffed oxygen atom into your carbon field to keep the hydrogen from bonding with it?
Re: gazelle grime sesame ...and we kick it up a notch by adding some of my Essence (and to think, that show manages to get a TVG rating every time, even with suggestive language like that!)... BAM!
And then there is the School of Over-Hyphenation:
please-yur-lover - Please yur lover wanna please yur lover wanna please yur lover... ba da da dee da daaa dee daaaaa...
Re: time-to-get-wet = On your mark... get set... SHOWER!
Fwd: sexxxx-lessons - I wonder what sort of post graduate work you have to do to become a certified sexxxx instructor?
