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[kjpepper]

Thanks a lot, jaicat. I'm going to have visions of disturbing mantlepiece mountings now.

http://www.intimatemementos.com/ (not work safe)

puh-LEASE tell me they're kidding...

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[zadnyl.livejournal.com]

that is not right

[gossamer-gull.livejournal.com]

disturbing mantlepiece mountings

Pun intended?


puh-LEASE tell me they're kidding...

Yes, honey, they're kidding. No one would get a wang preserved when bronzing is so much more attractive and economical. ;)

Seriously, though, this screams "hoax." Have you seen the Creationist Science Fair or the chimps for hire? The former especially is priceless.

[labmouse.livejournal.com]

Looks like it's the next Bonzai kitty, in terms of online jokes. A real business would provide a phone number. Besides, who would want to basically mutilate a loved one to have their penis and testicles on display?

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Looks like it's the next Bonzai kitty, in terms of online jokes. A real business would provide a phone number. Besides, who would want to basically mutilate a loved one to have their penis and testicles on display? <don't answer> More practically where can you display it..and I just have a bad feeling that it won't be just for "display purposes". <squicked out>