Oct. 11th, 2003

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Bike nerdiness ahead!

Distance from home to Stop and Shop, going the short way: 1.4 miles
Distance from Stop and Shop to home, going the long way: 2.4 miles

Round trip time: 21 min, 51 seconds, including a couple of stops, once to turn around and another to help this sweet Russian couple find their way to Ziskind House, which they had overshot by at least a mile.

Apparently burned 225 calories doing this. So roughly my mileage is 2.89 miles per 6 oz cup of Strawberry O'Soy.

Yes, I know there is no such thing as an ugly sunset. But this one, with the sun freshly set behind the rolling hills of the berkshires, was quite pretty. Purple light gave the clouds a jewel toned shine, as they curled in over themselves in wispy fingerprints across the sky. The air was warm as it whipped around me, as if it were enjoying my downhill coast from Cooley Dick as much as I was. No music this time, just my thoughts and the road churning away under my tires at an average speed of 11 mph.

Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] birkwelch, for the odometer. You've made my evening with this little toy. :) Thinking of taking it for a real spin tomorrow morning if the weather holds. I'm feeling the need to completely wear out my leg muscles to some good goth techno.
kjpepper: (nyeh! demongo)
Do it like a R0ck Star - I'd rather do it like they do on the Discovery channel. (Do it again, now!)

X-treme Penetrations is n0w 110% free - whoop de doo.

Drämatic ënhancëment för Men / Bëcome The Person You Wërë Yeärs ägö - All right, that's it. I'm reporting you and your little buddies to the Ümlaut Abuse Division. That's just sick.

Andee, Come Troopers Have Arrived - Really? Wow. A pity I'm not into bukkake at all. Although the idea of a US Army Special Come Forces ... hmm...

Your septic system needs aid - How do they know this shit? Oh, wait, was that why the group of suits were suspiciously poking around the back yard?

Bang Her Snake Pit With Your Thundering Dong - This needs no further comment.

Hammer Her Roast Beef - Meat tenderizers are patently unerotic. Thanks anyway.

Rip Her Snatch Apart - Ow ow ow? What are we, a book of stamps? that is NOT perforated, thank you!

Why ggo to tthee druugstore?? - Hey look, it's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-k-kill me with his fucking s-s-s-spam!

Men are clapping, find out why. - Well, if I cared, I'm guessing they've got their VCR hooked up to the clapper and they need to rewatch Naughty Naked College Lesbo Lacrosse V.

l Watch body fat fly yrqg away - Oh yeah? I see dead people...

monsterdick - Can you imagine a Monster Dick Rally? Think about that really hard for a sec and laugh.

Pound Her Cherry - Okay, is it patently obvious that these people know nothing about anatomy?

These are some fine-azz H0ES! - Just perfect for tilling soil!

Britney Bl0ws a H()RSE - Wow. And I heard that Horton Hears a Who...

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