Fun quotes from LJ entries past
Jan. 29th, 2004 08:28 amFrom april/may 2003:
"so many people do not understand how I can take the subway in the middle of the night with no fear whatsoever and yet am vastly afraid of forests. And who can blame me? The chansaw wielding freaks never smite their victims charging down Fifth Avenue."
"I wonder, after you're all done and and your life scores are being totted up by the powers that be, if you get to redeem days in which nothing memorable or remotely interesting happens. Maybe it works like a bottle deposit, maybe you don't get the full value of the day back, but maybe the value of a month's worth of bleh days would add up to one full regained day?"
"it's very hard to be depressed when you have to fight off eleven fuzzy pounds of hyperactive boy cat who insists that your toes are a yummy nutrutional snack."
"It's a little bit comforting to know that corpses get eaten by fly larvae and bacteria and not mold, but not comforting enough to sway my conviction that yep, cremation is the way to go. Somehow the idea of snotting maggots just isn't very appealing."
"And now, there is dinner, as the transsexual transylvanian monkeyfucks have stopped smacking each other long enough to finish cooking."
"so many people do not understand how I can take the subway in the middle of the night with no fear whatsoever and yet am vastly afraid of forests. And who can blame me? The chansaw wielding freaks never smite their victims charging down Fifth Avenue."
"I wonder, after you're all done and and your life scores are being totted up by the powers that be, if you get to redeem days in which nothing memorable or remotely interesting happens. Maybe it works like a bottle deposit, maybe you don't get the full value of the day back, but maybe the value of a month's worth of bleh days would add up to one full regained day?"
"it's very hard to be depressed when you have to fight off eleven fuzzy pounds of hyperactive boy cat who insists that your toes are a yummy nutrutional snack."
"It's a little bit comforting to know that corpses get eaten by fly larvae and bacteria and not mold, but not comforting enough to sway my conviction that yep, cremation is the way to go. Somehow the idea of snotting maggots just isn't very appealing."
"And now, there is dinner, as the transsexual transylvanian monkeyfucks have stopped smacking each other long enough to finish cooking."