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Junk Mail on the Fourth of July (Vol. 16)

cleavage cowards behind 7 - How did brave brave Sir Robin get in my bra?

labyrinth alchemists from 824 - Next on Mystery Science Theater 3000.

behind the barn...adult oriented - This better involve sheep. Just sheep.

basilisk - I wonder what this could possibly refer to. If this is a porn ad, I'm scared. If this is something attempting to sell me life insurance, I'm really scared.

Well-your street-to emancipate-Cortez-Joe - Who exactly is Joe Cortez, and why does he need emancipation?

philosopher 4373 labyrinths - What's with the labyrinths this month? Is this another example of the omnipresence of David Bowie's area?

Huge Cocks & Small Pussies - Free Trailer - Screw the porn. Gimme the trailer. I've always wanted a Winnebago.

rubbin it until they explode - Sure. Then you have to explain to the Genie of the Lamp why his house just blew up.

please do not feed the models - yeah, you might lose a couple of fingers along with the Carb Conscious candy bar you're eating.

Super size in your pants - Ew. Do you know how greasy those fries are? The stain in your undies might never come out.

boy dissidents over 77 - This will be about when they advertise Geritol and Dentugrip on Nickelodeon.

inborn betsey - kinda rude to be speculating on the sexual habits of betsey's third cousins twice removed, eh?

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